Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

Yes because TS has such a hard time selling out her shows.

Plus 1. Pp is ridiculous

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they will marry by Christmas and it won’t be a Bezos/Sanchez-esque extravaganza with copious displays of conspicuous consumption. Family and close friends only and I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if we didn’t hear about it until it’s already happened.

Yes a secret elopement wouldn’t be surprising. For people who can barely just go out to dinner, they don’t need the attention and hoopla, they already get enough of that. I can see the wedding being a simple and private small affair.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they will marry by Christmas and it won’t be a Bezos/Sanchez-esque extravaganza with copious displays of conspicuous consumption. Family and close friends only and I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if we didn’t hear about it until it’s already happened.

He is not going to get married in the middle of his last season.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

Everybody gets a photographer for engagements.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

Regular people have their engagement documented. It’s not that unusual and even less so for high profile people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

Regular people have their engagement documented. It’s not that unusual and even less so for high profile people.

I guess that makes the surprise even more special?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

from the lady who doesn't know that couples have been orchestrating/documenting/photographing their engagements for ever.

[Anonymous]

She should put like 5 golden tickets to the wedding in her new album. Willy Wonka style. Guaranteed sales of 1 billion albums in a day

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Travis is being such a good boy for TayTay.

Men, TAKE NOTE! This is how you treat your queen. Even Jason could learn from Travis on being more subservient.

Jason has four kids and a whole a55 marriage under his belt. So does Blake L. Ain't nobody need relationship advice from two never married childless attention addicts, girl get real. When you've been married for 10 years and have kids, feel free to pass out marriage advice like Hallowen candy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

from the lady who doesn't know that couples have been orchestrating/documenting/photographing their engagements for ever.

spécial?

Well excuse me for getting engaged with just my fiancé. Call me crazy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

Funny because all I have seen from the photog community is how crappy the photos are and why didn't they have a professional? Haha.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

You said that last season and the season before, too. If it continues, next you'll move the goal posts to they're just together so he can segue to Hollywood, THEN they'll break up.

The reason I don't think it's real is because of how orchestrated everything is. Who has a professional photographers there to document their engagement? That snacks of a publicity setup.

If they actually marry I'll admit I was wrong. And if they don't marry I'll come here and gloat.

from the lady who doesn't know that couples have been orchestrating/documenting/photographing their engagements for ever.

spécial?

Well excuse me for getting engaged with just my fiancé. Call me crazy.

Just out of touch and myopic.

Sorry your finance didn’t think of it,

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I think they will marry by Christmas and it won’t be a Bezos/Sanchez-esque extravaganza with copious displays of conspicuous consumption. Family and close friends only and I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if we didn’t hear about it until it’s already happened.

It definitely will NOT happen during football season unless they literally elope which I just don't think is their style. The Chief's bye week comes in early November, but right between two tough road games (@Bills, @Broncos) so that's a no. They play on Thanksgiving and Christmas Days this year, so those are nos. I guess in theory they could squeeze a wedding in after Thanksgiving but before hosting a Sunday night game against the Texans the following week... but this honestly sounds insane and would be such a distraction. The team is unlikely to be as good as it has been the last few years but I'd be surprised if they don't make the playoffs. Unless half the team is taking several weeks off to attend Taylor Swift's wedding in November or December. In that scenario, if they didn't make the playoffs, everyone would blame Taylor and Travis.

They will get married in the spring. I don't know if it will be Bezos/Sanchez level, but neither of them are known for being understated, shrinking violets. They have a TON of very famous friends who they socialize with regularly. Like do you really see them getting married without Gigi (and Bradley Cooper), the Mahomes, Jason and Kylie, Jack Antonoff (married to Margaret Qualley), the HAIM sisters, etc.? I do not. There are other celebs I could see going with just close family and non-famous friends, but not this couple.

I think they will get married in late spring and it will be a SCENE. They may try to keep it under wraps, but the star power (and private jet attendance) will turn it into a circus no matter what.