Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift engaged!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This dope is the best she can do? Really? It’s just like Mariah Carey marrying Nick Cannon.

Carey was 36 yo when she was dating that buffoon Nick Cannon — they married when Carey was 37 or 38 — so very close in age to nearly 36 yo Swift.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You think Travis cares about a prenup? He’ll sign anything. He’s smart enough to know his place in Taylor’s orbit and celebrate it.

This!

[Anonymous]

I don’t like the “old mine cut” ring. It looks tacky!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don’t like the “old mine cut” ring. It looks tacky!

I usually hate huge rings (like Kardashian style massive rings) but for some reason this one looks both grand and understated at the same time. I actually love it.

[Anonymous]

Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be annoncent in April or May. Can't wait.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This dope is the best she can do? Really? It’s just like Mariah Carey marrying Nick Cannon.

yes, Matty Healy aside, long before I ever heard ttpd or knew anything about the decade of doomed love, I was like, "Really?! You could sate anyone and you chose a chubby football player?!"

She could have at least chosen a black football player and therein tried to heal our national trauma. If anyone could usher in an era of racial reconciliation, it could have been her.

[Anonymous]

I am so happy Travis Kelce found global fame, fortune, megacorp ad deals, and true love right after *checks notes* signing with Bryan Lourd at CAA in May 2023. In totally unrelated news, Lourd was a closeted gay man who married a very famous woman, even had a child with her, then later divorced her and married a man.

Hollywood Reporter: Kansas City Chiefs Star Travis Kelce Signs With CAA for Off-Field Representation
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/kansas-city-chiefs-travis-kelce-agency-representation-caa-1235503582/

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I don’t like the “old mine cut” ring. It looks tacky!

I usually hate huge rings (like Kardashian style massive rings) but for some reason this one looks both grand and understated at the same time. I actually love it.

I agree! Somehow it's huge but not flashy.

[Anonymous]

Disagree that she could date anyone. The type she likes tends not to like her back. Travis isn’t her type (and she isn’t his either) - sometimes that works and sometimes it doesn’t. We shall see. They both seem like good people so I do hope they’ll be happy together.

[Anonymous]

Any predictions on style of wedding dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

[Anonymous]

Wedding is in the offseason - in the Spring

Dress will be romantic and simple.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

[Anonymous]

I think they will marry by Christmas and it won’t be a Bezos/Sanchez-esque extravaganza with copious displays of conspicuous consumption. Family and close friends only and I honestly wouldn’t be shocked if we didn’t hear about it until it’s already happened.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hopefully he will retire this year. The Chiefs will probably suck so that will help with the vomitous publicity machine and pictures of Swift's gape-mouthed "Who, me?" expressions.

I expect the breakup will be announcement in April or May. Can't wait.

I totally disagree. I think they get married this fall, before she turns 36 in December. Even if this is a charade, I don't see an angle for a breakup next spring. Do you?

Yes. The angle is the whole point of the "relationship" is to sell concert tickets and football merch. There won't be any need for the relationship once he retires.

Yes because TS has such a hard time selling out her shows.