The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh blow it out your hiney "grandma caller!

She never looks good. Amazing considering the money and access. That green suit is awful just like she is.

#COMPLICIT

+1 defending a gal who granny knots her knickers

[Anonymous]

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Not the worst. I like the color. Capris not so much (matronly) and the tank is too low cut for work.

I doubt these are actually capris. They were capris after she put them on, especially with 5 inch heels. On me (5'4") they would be pants.

She has been wearing a lot of green lately. Daddy must like it.

Color of money.

[Anonymous]

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Not the worst. I like the color. Capris not so much (matronly) and the tank is too low cut for work.

Capris with sky high heels is always a bad look. And those capris have that big belted detail, which she then partially covers with the blazer. Huh? Why on earth would you do that? Agree that the tank is way too low.

Amazing that she can so often take something that should at least be an okay outfit and completely wreck it.

[Anonymous]

I have never heard of Blaine Trump.

Stilletto or impractical high heels scream unprofessional, unserious person to me. You want to cosplay as a businesswoman, at least look like you are dressed to accomplish something.

[Anonymous]

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Not the worst. I like the color. Capris not so much (matronly) and the tank is too low cut for work.

It seems like a very summery suit for October. It’s like her July ski outfit. Does she have some problem with temperature regulation? Or her vision? Or both?

In her defense, it was 99 degrees in DC on Wednesday. Hardly October weather.

I know, but it's still odd. Like, I'm not wearing my super summery linen dresses right now because it just feels weird. I'm just sticking to more fall colors. The picture could have been taken earlier also.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:


Not the worst. I like the color. Capris not so much (matronly) and the tank is too low cut for work.

Capris with sky high heels is always a bad look. And those capris have that big belted detail, which she then partially covers with the blazer. Huh? Why on earth would you do that? Agree that the tank is way too low.

Amazing that she can so often take something that should at least be an okay outfit and completely wreck it.

Yeah - I keep trying to figure out what is wrong with this outfit. I think you're right that it's the strangely cut capris (baggy and short) with the too tall shoes plus the big bow at the waist. It's just...a lot. And doesn't seem to match with the cut of the jacket. Even though clearly they are all made from the same leprechaun skin.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh blow it out your hiney "grandma caller!

She never looks good. Amazing considering the money and access. That green suit is awful just like she is.

#COMPLICIT

Are you drunk right now?

[Anonymous]

Lord the woman will never be able to please some of you. I think the green suit is fine. She has a large chest and she's tall so pants and tanks will never fit properly without tailoring. As for the shoes, I see women teetering all over DC in shoes I think are asinine in a professional setting so she's hardly going rogue there.

And what makes you think she isn't perfectly aware of her own proportions? She isn't trying to dress appropriately for the context, she's trying to look cute, like she's probably been told she should her whole life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lord the woman will never be able to please some of you. I think the green suit is fine. She has a large chest and she's tall so pants and tanks will never fit properly without tailoring. As for the shoes, I see women teetering all over DC in shoes I think are asinine in a professional setting so she's hardly going rogue there.

And what makes you think she isn't perfectly aware of her own proportions? She isn't trying to dress appropriately for the context, she's trying to look cute, like she's probably been told she should her whole life.

It must be super hard to get your clothes tailored when you're the stupendously wealthy owner of a fashion company

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:no one would have their toddler playing in a room with that table.
the lego set is way too difficult. photo obviously staged

Another parent to say -
I have sharp tables and no injuries yet to my active boys.
My 5yr old did that set with minimal supervision
As a parent of similar aged kids, nothing in the photo seems staged to me.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Lord the woman will never be able to please some of you. I think the green suit is fine. She has a large chest and she's tall so pants and tanks will never fit properly without tailoring. As for the shoes, I see women teetering all over DC in shoes I think are asinine in a professional setting so she's hardly going rogue there.

And what makes you think she isn't perfectly aware of her own proportions? She isn't trying to dress appropriately for the context, she's trying to look cute, like she's probably been told she should her whole life.

It must be super hard to get your clothes tailored when you're the stupendously wealthy owner of a fashion company

All she needs to do is hire a decent stylist. I am large chested and I find tanks that fit properly EASILY. Why is this so hard for her?

[Anonymous]

Because it's not her priority, people.

[Anonymous]

Is the tank top really too low for work? It looks fine to me. I have no real problem with that outfit, though I think the shoes look odd. It’s a lovely shade of green.

[Anonymous]

I actually think I would like it if she was wearing flats.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Lord the woman will never be able to please some of you. I think the green suit is fine. She has a large chest and she's tall so pants and tanks will never fit properly without tailoring. As for the shoes, I see women teetering all over DC in shoes I think are asinine in a professional setting so she's hardly going rogue there.

And what makes you think she isn't perfectly aware of her own proportions? She isn't trying to dress appropriately for the context, she's trying to look cute, like she's probably been told she should her whole life.

Nah, there’s something else at play here because back when she was just a regular old nepotism hire at her family’s mob business (where it made sense), she more or less dressed herself decently. Business suits that looked mostly normal mostly.

And she most definitely seems unaware of what her proportions are. Just stymied.