What is one question you would like to ask your spouse out of curiosity but won't?

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Anonymous wrote:How did you lose that tooth?

He has been missing a molar since before we met. I noticed it once and asked what happened. He got weird and quiet, would not say.

Is his name Shemp, Moe or Larry by any chance? Is there a string hanging off his doorknob?

[Anonymous]

Do you think I married you for money?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why does it make more sense to you to rinse and neatly stack dirty dishes in the sink instead of the dishwasher?

+1

Also - why do you think the dishes are "done" when there is still food in the sink? Is it really that hard to give the sink a quick spray down after rinsing your dishes? (This used to baffle me until I realized his mom does the exact same (disgusting) thing.)

[Anonymous]

Why did you and your ex, who you were with for 7 years and have a child with, really not get married? Whose decision to never move forward was it?

She's a real piece of work, but if she was the one that decided she couldn't handle marrying him, that would really make me wonder, and question my own decision making ability.

[Anonymous]

My DW does not want to dress up for me when we go out or before being intimate I don't know why and all she says is that I place too much concern on her looks. I can't get beyond this.

[Anonymous]

why, 10 years in our relationship, 8 years into our fairly good marriage and 2 kids later, do you still google one particular ex every few weeks? [ in other words, is my occasional hunch that you loved her more than you will ever/have ever loved me on target-- I'm not sure I want to know the answer].

[Anonymous]

Why are you such a miserable PITA, and what will it take to fix you?

[Anonymous]

Do you really think your shit doesn't stink?

[Anonymous]

How much and why do you like the attention
You get when you dress up

[Anonymous]

why are you a jerk?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why won't you be intimate with me anyone?

--I've asked this question and tried to get him to talk about it, but he just lets the conversation die or gives me a "I don't know". I want an honest to goodness answer even if it hurts.--

Me too.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Why won't you be intimate with me anyone?

--I've asked this question and tried to get him to talk about it, but he just lets the conversation die or gives me a "I don't know". I want an honest to goodness answer even if it hurts.--

Me too.

Me three, but mine left w/o ever explaining. And I'm not ugly, so...

I guess "are you gay?" would be my question.

[Anonymous]

Why don't you dress better? I buy you the clothes. I have sex with you when you wear them. I love it when you look nicer. Why can't you just do this to make me happy once in awhile? You look like an undergrad student and you are a physician.

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Anonymous wrote:Why do we need to clean before the cleaning service comes?

I learned the answer to this from my cleaning service. They are only going to be in the house a certain amount of time. If they have to spend their time picking up your crap off the floor, doesn't matter to them. They won't have time to get the dust off the ceiling fans or the base boards. So the fewer dishes they have to do and the other junk things then they can concentrate on the things you don't want to do like vacuuming and dusting and other things.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Why don't you dress better? I buy you the clothes. I have sex with you when you wear them. I love it when you look nicer. Why can't you just do this to make me happy once in awhile? You look like an undergrad student and you are a physician.

This one made me laugh.