Theology of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

[Anonymous]

PP, you have a strange, stick obsession with Hitler. If the only thing stopping you from doing what he did is because you're just follow orders from a book, then that's incredibly disturbing.

[Anonymous]

Still haven't logically engaged the issue .
Seems you have accepted that your feelings, logic and opinion is without value as an atheist!
Progress grasshopper !

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Still haven't logically engaged the issue .
Seems you have accepted that your feelings, logic and opinion is without value as an atheist!
Progress grasshopper !

God-believing Hitler-fan ,
please get thee
back to , a basic 4th grade English and grammar class . . !

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.

What does this Cthulhu you speak of, look like? Is it a guy? Does that guy have wavy, flowing blonde or light brown locks, blue eyes, and a tall, muscular stature?

One more off-topic comment like this and the FSM is likely to extend his noodly appendage to strike down this blasphemous discussion, and if he doesn't it's not because he doesn't exist or because he's ignoring his followers, it's just because in his infinite wisdom, he didn't feel like it, or he had other things to do right now or he works in mysterious, saucy ways.

The rightous and mighty Cthulhu shall upend the false god FSM and restore balance to the universe!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Btw^^^ hitlers feelings are just as cute to him... And you are no more valuable than he is .

Shouldn't you be in school? Of all the kids out there who can't afford to miss a day, you're on top of the heap.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still haven't logically engaged the issue .
Seems you have accepted that your feelings, logic and opinion is without value as an atheist!
Progress grasshopper !

God-believing Hitler-fan ,
please get thee
back to , a basic 4th grade English and grammar class . . !

Hitler was an atheist! A very logical one!
I think he was a horrible sinner since there is a God my opinion is logical.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Btw^^^ hitlers feelings are just as cute to him... And you are no more valuable than he is .

Shouldn't you be in school? Of all the kids out there who can't afford to miss a day, you're on top of the heap.

Pretty sure this poster is not a native English speaker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:PP, you have a strange, stick obsession with Hitler. If the only thing stopping you from doing what he did is because you're just follow orders from a book, then that's incredibly disturbing.

What stops me is... My belief in a loving God, my gratitude for the gift of Christ and my understanding of the pitiful state of humanity.

What stops you is your worship of your little feelings of the moment.

I'm smarter.

[Anonymous]

Here is the logic:

For you: God => Godlen Rule => morality.
For me: Golden Rule => morality.
For Hiler: Everything for Germany!

The distinction is not God, but the Golden Rule.

[Anonymous]

Oops, I did not intend to misspell Golden as Godlen, but it's a cute little inadvertent pun.

[Anonymous]

PS, it is my understanding that FSM accepts the GR.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:^^ first of all... Atheists inexplicably think their opinions and feelings are of consequence greater than an ant fart. They also seem to hilariously think its " immoral" to murder them lol.

Is the only reason your opinions and feelings have value because you believe in God?

Is the only reason it is immoral to murder you because you believe in God?

Scientifically.. Yes.

With God.. No

If you think you are worth more than an ant ... You believe in God.

Your religious beliefs are terrifying. Though I suppose in a way your argument is pretty compelling: if the only thing that prevents religious folk from committing random murders constantly is their irrational belief in deities, I suppose there's a positive utility to it after all.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster! The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.

No! No! Follow Poseidon! All else is sacrilege! If you haven't been touched by his moist trident you may as well kill everyone in your family, because otherwise human life is worth less than a fart!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^^ still waiting for your hilarious illogical answers to the questions...

.... Face it ... As an atheist , you worship your little feelings ... Awwww it's cute!

As opposed to people of "faith" who basically worship their gut...and call it "God" on top of that. That's not so cute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Still haven't logically engaged the issue .
Seems you have accepted that your feelings, logic and opinion is without value as an atheist!
Progress grasshopper !

God-believing Hitler-fan ,
please get thee
back to , a basic 4th grade English and grammar class . . !

Hitler was an atheist! A very logical one!
I think he was a horrible sinner since there is a God my opinion is logical.

Hitler was an irrationalist--just like people of "faith". He was listening to his irrational inner voice--what you call "God".