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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]Please everyone, do not allow yourself do be sidetracked by false idols like the Flying Spaghetti Monster!  The only way you can know true peace like I do is by embracing Cthulhu in your heart and accepting him as your lord and savior.  [/quote]

What does this Cthulhu you speak of, look like? Is it a guy? Does that guy have wavy, flowing blonde or light brown locks, blue eyes, and a tall, muscular stature? [/quote]

One more off-topic comment like this and the FSM is likely to extend his noodly appendage to strike down this blasphemous discussion, and if he doesn't it's not because he doesn't exist or because he's ignoring his followers, it's just because in his infinite wisdom, he didn't feel like it, or he had other things to do right now or he works in mysterious, saucy ways.[/quote]

The rightous and mighty Cthulhu shall upend the false god FSM and restore balance to the universe!

[img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_NS582_6nh7Y/SsKh_kLHuvI/AAAAAAAAAAc/UqlxfKTVsu4/s400/FSMvsCthulhucopy.jpg[/img][/quote]

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