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Anonymous wrote:I feel like I've scored big when I can catch an eight car train to Shady Grove from Metro Center.


This is fabulous, and so my life It is the highlight of my day when I score a window seat on a Shady Grove-bound train on my way home.
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Oh I'm loving these. The highlight of my day is when I am able to stay awake past my kids' bedtimes lol.
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13:44- 26 year old daily sex here: it's not the intrigued part that is offensive. Not even the zoo animals part. But grossed out? Really? Not that I care, I'm not the person who said it was offensive. I just don't understand how that can be gross.
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I'm so old, I am totally not getting the grossed out zoo animal horny 26 year old thread.
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Well, I'm 30, and have finally started to feel like an adult! With a white hair, and creaking knees, 2 children, a house, etc...

Sometimes I EVEN feel as if I know what I'm talking about

Being old has its advantages...
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We just rented our first home (in the burbs), so far we were living in hi rise apartment buildings in the city. For the first time in my life I feel like an adult besides being part of the work force for the past 15 years and working in corporate for the past 7 years.
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Anonymous wrote:13:44- 26 year old daily sex here: it's not the intrigued part that is offensive. Not even the zoo animals part. But grossed out? Really? Not that I care, I'm not the person who said it was offensive. I just don't understand how that can be gross.


That was me who posted that. First of all, I'm sorry I offended you. Really. Let me explain. I think you read it very personally, but what was meant by it was a reflection on the "old people," not you. When you get to be in your forties, part of what you weigh in having sex is the mess and the fuss. Do I want to have sex, as in, how much of a mess do I want to make, do I have to take another shower, etc. I'm sorry I implied you were gross. Really, it was about me being a fuddy duddy, not you.
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When you see the car you had in high school infront of you in traffic but now it has historic plates on it.
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About to turn 37 and staying up till 9:30 pm is "late" for me.
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Anonymous wrote:I'm turning 47 in December and in the past year it has seemed to me that the printing on medicine bottles is getting smaller-then I realized it's my eyes, not the printing. I also recently found a grey eyebrow hair and don't understand the appeal of Lady Gaga.


One day I could read small print and, honestly, the next day (or so it seemed) street signs were blurry.
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creases that don't go away in my decolletage and today I think my neck was a little crepey (sigh)
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I call my iPod a "Walkman" a lot of the time. Totally brings back memories of my grandmother calling any refrigerator a "Frigidaire"
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icebox
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Had to explain a Top Gun reference to my 24 year old nanny the other day. That hurt.
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Anonymous wrote:I call my iPod a "Walkman" a lot of the time. Totally brings back memories of my grandmother calling any refrigerator a "Frigidaire"


I still call CVS "Peoples" by mistake. When I was still doing this a couple years after the name change, I would get these heavy sighs from my friends and a "it's called CVS now, get with it." Now everyone just says, what? People's? What's that?
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