Signs You Are Getting Old-Please Add to List

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My old boss used to claim he had no interest in seeing any new movies, my parents too. Well, now I've sort of become that person. I don't like any of the actors/subject matter etc..and would rather watch TV at home on a weekend night. Please post your version on getting older---I'm not ancient just pushing empty nest status.
Anonymous
I'm turning 47 in December and in the past year it has seemed to me that the printing on medicine bottles is getting smaller-then I realized it's my eyes, not the printing. I also recently found a grey eyebrow hair and don't understand the appeal of Lady Gaga.
Anonymous
Anonymous wrote:I'm turning 47 in December and in the past year it has seemed to me that the printing on medicine bottles is getting smaller-then I realized it's my eyes, not the printing. I also recently found a grey eyebrow hair and don't understand the appeal of Lady Gaga.


I'm 48 (OP) and the prospect of grey eyebrow hair freaks me out. Does the hair in the nether regions go grey????
Anonymous
Want a second and third cat.
Anonymous
This is weird but my fingernails are so much healthier, just like my Grandma and mom. Go figure!
Anonymous
Think about food more than sex.
Turn down sex for TV.
Haven't felt really horny in years.
Anonymous
I only listen to music I've heard before.
I don't recognize anyone in Us Magazine.
I will complain with great umbrage to the manager if the salesgirl at Sephora calls me "sweetie."
Anonymous
38 and would much rather be curled up in bed than going out on the town.
Anonymous
I am no longer able to sleep.
Anonymous
They seem to play a lot of the music I like on the oldies station- - and we're not talking the Four Tops.
Anonymous
Nobody understands Lady Gaga's appeal except marketing execs.

-Libido turned off like a light switch
-Forehead creases
-No interest in even turning on the radio
Anonymous
Need to pee every 30 minutes or so.
Don't own a home computer, TV recorder, DVDs, or discs.
No interest in Facebook.
Anonymous
Frasier Crane is hot.
I miss Matlock & Murder, She Wrote.
Anonymous
Won't date because I don't want to be naked in front of a stranger, even when I'm liquored up.
Anonymous
Never heard of most of the SNL guest hosts and guest musical performers.
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