Signs You Are Getting Old-Please Add to List

[Anonymous]

You need your first root canal.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I only listen to music I've heard before.
I don't recognize anyone in Us Magazine.
I will complain with great umbrage to the manager if the salesgirl at Sephora calls me "sweetie."

The us of "umbrage" above is great given the thread topic

[Anonymous]

Random ominous foot issues.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The smell of weed from the condo upstairs is annoying.

Not from the condo downstairs?

[Anonymous]

When I opened this thread I was hoping I wouldn't be able to relate to any of the replies.

Sadly, after 9 pages, I can relate to all of it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:1) kids whose diapers I used to change are now pursuing their PHDs.
2) I get really pissed when anybody calls my house after 8 pm. Who on EARTH would be calling someone at such and ungodly hour?
3) can't sleep in anymore. Body just will NOT cooperate.
4) had a problem with "dry eye" and the doctor told me he often sees this in "women your age". Um, I just had a baby 36 months ago, and now I'm on a med for the geriatric set!

Ummm...yea...after 24 months, it's time to change to years.

Thank you.

Signed,

Your Favorite 312 month old

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:1) kids whose diapers I used to change are now pursuing their PHDs.
2) I get really pissed when anybody calls my house after 8 pm. Who on EARTH would be calling someone at such and ungodly hour?
3) can't sleep in anymore. Body just will NOT cooperate.
4) had a problem with "dry eye" and the doctor told me he often sees this in "women your age". Um, I just had a baby 36 months ago, and now I'm on a med for the geriatric set!

Ummm...yea...after 24 months, it's time to change to years.

Thank you.

Signed,

Your Favorite 312 month old

I'm sorry, you are too young to count as old.

[Anonymous]

It kills me at the grocery store checkout, when I see those little stickers that say "you must have been born after this date in XXXX" to buy booze/cigarettes. These kids were BORN after I graduated from high school.

It's true, I am not nearly as self-conscious as when I was younger, and I don't sweat the small stuff, and that is all good. And no, I would not want to be a teenager again. But man, I really do hate being this old. Why can't I lose, say, 10 years??

[Anonymous]

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