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Anonymous
Ha! You're right. I guess it just seems like yesterday that I was partying every weekend! Thanks for making me feel even 1 more year older. |
Anonymous
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Some nights I fall asleep before my kids do.
Bought my first pair of reading glasses. Think more about retiring than advancing my career. |
Anonymous
| Read the pot-smoking thread and realized I haven't touched the stuff for 25 years... |
Anonymous
| I fell asleep on the couch while watching loony tunes with my 3 yo at 4pm. |
Anonymous
| I went to bed on Saturday night at around 10pm and was totally ticked off at the adults a couple of houses down who were having a party out on their balcony. 1. It was 10pm on a Saturday night, not at all late or a weeknight. 2. They weren't yelling, just laughing and having conversation. 3. How lame am I? 4. I was so excited to go to bed that early. With a 15 month old in the room next door, I was exhausted! |
Anonymous
| My delicate eye area now looks just like my father's does; he's 72 and looks like Robert De Niro. I look like a tranny. |
Anonymous
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"I had to call my teen neice for instructions how to do something on Facebook. "
Spelling assistance? |
Anonymous
| I know how to spell, thank you. I do, however, make the occasional typing error. |
Anonymous
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After I had my daughter, I found some gray eyebrow hairs- at age 36! The horror! I plucked a few, and eventually they stopped coming in gray. Pregnancy/post-partum is really the only time I've had gray hair - I think the hormones were shocked for awhile.
I don't like the way my butt/thighs look out of clothes so I don't look at them anymore. I still look great in clothes. It doesn't affect my dating - I'll still get naked with a guy - but sometimes there's that little shred of, "ew, hopefully he's not turned off by my cellulite, stretch marks and veins." I get a little excited when I get carded for booze, though it happens a bit less frequently than it used to. My hangovers are really bad these days, so I'm cutting back on crazy nights out - and not minding that much. I couldn't identify more than one Justin Bieber song and suspect that secretly, he is a Minion of the Antichrist. But I like a lot of the "new" music that's out there. |
Anonymous
OMG. I remember hotpots at college, not to mention most of the rest of this stuff, although I'm just a few years too young to have done the duck and cover drills. I know I'm old because my child is taller than me, double coupons at Harris Teeter were my thrill last Saturday, and I am now so blind that I no longer see all the pet hair on the carpet. |
Anonymous
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Back fat!
Unsightly nose & ear hair! |
Anonymous
| The smell of weed from the condo upstairs is annoying. |
Anonymous
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1) kids whose diapers I used to change are now pursuing their PHDs.
2) I get really pissed when anybody calls my house after 8 pm. Who on EARTH would be calling someone at such and ungodly hour? 3) can't sleep in anymore. Body just will NOT cooperate. 4) had a problem with "dry eye" and the doctor told me he often sees this in "women your age". Um, I just had a baby 36 months ago, and now I'm on a med for the geriatric set! |
Anonymous
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Asked a clerk to help me find the latest Genesis Greatest Hits CD, he said "who's GENESIS"!!!
I look like my mom. no libido. don't care what anyone (strangers) think of me. fart in front of my kids and DH, and really don't care! |
Anonymous
| ...when you find out that your son's orthodontist graduated from the same college you did. Except that it was FIFTEEN years after you did. And he's not a brand new orthodontist. Sigh. |