Signs You Are Getting Old-Please Add to List

[Anonymous]

Porn is now gross.

[Anonymous]

I am apparently both near-sighted and far-sighted at the same time, and need to wear reading glasses over my contact lenses.

[Anonymous]

I have aches and pains in the winter.

[Anonymous]

Thought SNL was waaaay funnier back when I was 20.
Conversations with friends always turn to medical issues.
No idea what songs or artists are on the radio.
Don't think that 80s music should be on the oldies station.
Like NPR and other talk radio.

[Anonymous]

On our anniversary night, DH turned to me while lying in bed and said, "Six years ago on this very night, we were making sweet, sweet love and now all we want to do is go to sleep." Granted, we have a 2 year old and a 6 month old, but still...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:On our anniversary night, DH turned to me while lying in bed and said, "Six years ago on this very night, we were making sweet, sweet love and now all we want to do is go to sleep." Granted, we have a 2 year old and a 6 month old, but still...

Is DH Barry White Jr?

[Anonymous]

I am not interested in going to the movies either, would rather stay home than do anything else. I also don't listen to music I haven't heard before and have no idea what Lady Gaga is all about. I don't know who is on Us magazine nor do I care.

But I just turned 26 yesterday... Am I old now?



I do have sex daily though.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I am not interested in going to the movies either, would rather stay home than do anything else. I also don't listen to music I haven't heard before and have no idea what Lady Gaga is all about. I don't know who is on Us magazine nor do I care.

But I just turned 26 yesterday... Am I old now?



I do have sex daily though.

I am grossed out but intrigued by this. Like I would be by zoo animals.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am not interested in going to the movies either, would rather stay home than do anything else. I also don't listen to music I haven't heard before and have no idea what Lady Gaga is all about. I don't know who is on Us magazine nor do I care.

But I just turned 26 yesterday... Am I old now?



I do have sex daily though.

I am grossed out but intrigued by this. Like I would be by zoo animals.

So only zoo animals have sex daily? Hmm...

[Anonymous]

dear intrigued PP, YOU are gross and old.

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I am not interested in going to the movies either, would rather stay home than do anything else. I also don't listen to music I haven't heard before and have no idea what Lady Gaga is all about. I don't know who is on Us magazine nor do I care.

But I just turned 26 yesterday... Am I old now?



I do have sex daily though.

I am grossed out but intrigued by this. Like I would be by zoo animals.

[Anonymous]

I saw a license plate that said "St. Elmo's". I thought first of Elmo from Sesame Street. Then second of the movie "St. Elmo's Fire".

[Anonymous]

It takes me a long time to get up from a seated or kneeling position on the floor. My ankles and knees just seize up. I'm 43

[Anonymous]

omg, can't believe I forgot this -- I generally don't care what anyone thinks about me, my life, etc. Really truly. About 15 more years and I'll be that grandma who audibly farts in line at the post office and doesn't give a $#%.

[Anonymous]

The #1 sign you are old is making a list like this. With that said-

You need longer arms
When reading amenu, you look up to see if the lights are on
You realize your parents were right
You listen to talk radio
Your kids ask what you mean by dial a # on the phone

[Anonymous]

My daughter holds up something for me to look at, and I have to push it further away from my face. I caught myself doing this, and experienced that sinking "oh my god... I'm becoming my mother" feeling.