Cringiest song lyrics of all time
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Anonymous
| I do think the most awkward line is "Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti". There are just way too many syllables shoved into that line. |
Anonymous
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Good morning little schoolgirl Can I come home with you? Tell your mama and your papa I'm a little schoolboy too. Come on now pretty baby I just can't help myself You're so young and pretty I don't need nobody else Good morning little schoolgirl Can I come home with you? Don't you hear me crying? Oww hey ooee I'm gonna leave you baby About the break of day On account of the way you treat me I got to stay away Come on now pretty baby Darling come on home You know I love you baby I got to get you all alone Good morning little schoolgirl Can I come home with you I'm gonna buy me an airplane Fly all over your town Tell everybody baby Lord, know you're fine I want to be your chauffeur I want to ride your little machine I want to be your chauffeur I want to ride your little machine I want to put a tiger, baby I want to put a tiger, baby I want to put a tiger, baby Hey, in your sweet little tank. Hey, baby now yes I do Ha, yes I do Hey I got to Hey I got to come on home with you Tell your mama Tell your papa Tell your mama and your papa Hey, I'm a schoolboy too Hey, Hey, I'm a schoolboy too Ha oww, I'm a schoolboy too Ow, I wanna keep your company Hey, I wanna keep your company |
Anonymous
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Come a little closer, huh, ah, will ya, huh?
Close enough to look in my eyes, Sharona Keeping it a mystery gets to me Running down the length of my thighs, Sharona Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, I, yi, woo! M-m-m-my Sharona M-m-m-my Sharona |
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“So go and tell your friends that I’m obsessive and crazy / That’s fine I’ll tell mine that you’re gay!”
SO many of her lyrics are actually laughably bad, but this one is actually offensive. |
Anonymous
Whenever someone says “Let’s get down to business”, this song immediately pops up in my head. lol. I hate it! |
Anonymous
Ahhh, the Knack. I saw these guys for free down in VA Beach at Neptune's park on the boardwalk. The only song I knew was the one above! LOL. |
Anonymous
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Color Me Badd had some good ones....
I wanna sex you up (A tick tock, ya don't stop-stop, to the) All night, girl you make me feel good I want to (let me rub you down) I wanna sex you up |
Anonymous
OMG that video! They probably didn't have to pay that model b/c never showed her face! Poor thing. |
Anonymous
Yup that whole song is cringe even before you know that it’s about banging Jessica Simpson. |
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She's only seventeen
The girl she gives me love like I've never seen She's only seventeen Daddy says she's too young But she's old enough for me |
Anonymous
| She's like the wind through my tree |
Anonymous
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Bought a ticket for a runaway train
Like a madman laughing at the rain |
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Anonymous
| Lady in Red |
Anonymous
| New kids on the block had a bunch of hits, Chinese food makes me sick, and I think it’s fly when girls stop by for the summer… |