I'm feeling bitchy. Tell me something about yourself so I can insult you.

[Anonymous]

I don't shave my legs and my pubes grow wherever god meant them to.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You see them line up the belt with their boxes and boxes of Dasani...

Dasani is Florida tap water. People who buy it deserve to be mocked mercilessly.

Of course, people who are anti-bottled water are generally smug twats who just have the foresight to spend less to put a filter on their tap water so that they can be pompous about how mch plastic they're not using.

[Anonymous]

Well, normally I don't have problems with people following the call of nature. Pubes, okay, that's your beeswax.

Legs. That's another issue. Not because I'm personally grossed out, or because they're somehow less sanitary than the suncream-slicked smooth legs of the Katie's who stroll through the aisles of Whole Foods, with their carts fun of Dasani and arugula.

The issue is this: You're frightening my sons. You're forcing your militant message on their little eyes, saying, "Take this, you woman-hating bastard! I'm downtrodden! Life has been unfair! I want justice!". So in your male-directed jihad, you've decided to suppress any visible differences between you and Grizzley Adams.

Well I for one think it's nice to cherish the rituals of girlhood while still embracing the things that matter: money, power, and common sense. Why make your legs your battleground?

[Anonymous]

I keep an American flag up all year round (not just on July 4th), and I vote the Dem. ticket every election.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:legs of the Katie's

Nice grammar. Sheesh.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I keep an American flag up all year round (not just on July 4th), and I vote the Dem. ticket every election.

I am glad you said that. I thought for a moment the only people who posted flags were Republicans. I used that as my guide for which houses not to knock on when I did my Obama canvassing.

But you're stupid for voting a ticket. I used to be a yellow dog too. Now I have come to see most Democrats for what they really are: a bunch of handsome people who think righteous indignation makes them even handsomer.

I don't know what I am now. The Greeks had it right with the Boule.

[Anonymous]

Whole Foods doesn't sell Dasani.

Signed,
Someone who is looking at her hairy legs right now and sighing with disgust.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Whole Foods doesn't sell Dasani.

Signed,
Someone who is looking at her hairy legs right now and sighing with disgust.

Whole Foods sells razors though...right?

[Anonymous]

Sure they do-Tofu Razors.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Whole Foods doesn't sell Dasani.

Signed,
Someone who is looking at her hairy legs right now and sighing with disgust.

Whole Foods sells razors though...right?

Oh, I've got the razors... just not the motivation.

Don't have a man in my life right now, so what's the point?

[Anonymous]

I shave just so I don't feel itchy. Only takes a couple of minutes. But if you don't feel like, so be it.

[Anonymous]

if i shave i get itchy... go figure...

[Anonymous]

I'm voting for Fenty.

[Anonymous]

Who is invading my bitch post with affirmations?

Non-shaver: are you at least doing your calves? Or is your leg hair at least light? I know how you get itchy when you shave if you don't shave daily. But is this the message you want to send to your kids? Mom's not having sex so she's letting herself go completely to pot.

If you have cute, soft, light hair, then go ahead and wallow. It's probably a little sexy. However, if you are sporting a Romanian circus worker look, where people can't turn away their eyes, then this is really an attack on the eyes. A bushwhack. Yes, I carefully chose that last word for its subliminal overtones.

Go clean things up and have a glass of wine.

[Anonymous]

hairy-legged freak here -

Thanks for all the laughs. "Mom's not having sex..." line cracked me up.

Isn't that what every kid wants to believe about his parents?