I'm feeling bitchy. Tell me something about yourself so I can insult you.

[Anonymous]

wwyd...I just got offerred a contract for my absolutely stunning dc to be a toddler model. It's only 5k per gig, but I guess we can deal. I of course used to model inbetween block workouts for triathlons. The problem is we'd have to take her out of travel soccer. Yes, she's only three, but she is such a gifted athlete that she's been playing on the team since 18 months. I am just so stressed by trying to make this decision that I also need advice about Xanax.

[Anonymous]

I aspired to be a career SAHM and at the age of 23 never have to step foot in another office. My husband calls me his Princess and says I should never have to work for someone else.

[Anonymous]

Oh GOD 19:46....I actually know someone just like that! ewwwwwwww

[Anonymous]

My BMI is about 30?

seriously now.

[Anonymous]

This is the most refreshingly honest thread I've seen around here in ages.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I aspired to be a career SAHM and at the age of 23 never have to step foot in another office. My husband calls me his Princess and says I should never have to work for someone else.

Okay, bitch it back.

Listen, I'm afraid you don't get it. I don't want to insult the over the top personality you have created for this thread. I actually want to bitch about you.

Would you mind sharing a little about the real you? I'm sure I'd be able to find fault with even the littlest detail, such as your choice of mayonnaise.

[Anonymous]

I'm not in the mood of receiving insults. I'm a very good girl.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm not in the mood of receiving insults. I'm a very good girl.

Why did you book your tickets for a trip to bitchville then? Can you not read street signs? "Tell me something about yourself so I can insult you."

Good tells me nothing about you.
I use good when I want my friends to know the meat they're eating at my house, despite its past expiration date, probably isn't going to make them sick.

[Anonymous]

I reached my pre-pregnancy weight this week! Too bad that weight is 260 lbs! And that was after joining jazzercise 2 weeks ago and counting calories!

[Anonymous]

I don't send thank you notes if I've already thanked someone verbally or by email. I also throw away any thank you notes after reading them. For the most part, I think they're a waste of time and money.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't send thank you notes if I've already thanked someone verbally or by email. I also throw away any thank you notes after reading them. For the most part, I think they're a waste of time and money.

You horrible, terrible woman! Shame on you.


..... Really, is that the best you can do?

[Anonymous]

I never pick up after my dog. Ever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I reached my pre-pregnancy weight this week! Too bad that weight is 260 lbs! And that was after joining jazzercise 2 weeks ago and counting calories!

Was all that pretend fat injected into your temporal lobe? I already told you, I'm not insulting fat people.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't send thank you notes if I've already thanked someone verbally or by email. I also throw away any thank you notes after reading them. For the most part, I think they're a waste of time and money.

Bitch here. I totally agree with your strategy. I'm sure there are some women overheating just thinking about their gifts not being reciprocated with three lines of banality on gold-engraved ecruwhite cotton paper.

People who get worked up about thank you notes are clearly not being thanked enough in real life. You're okay, PP.

[Anonymous]

When I was a kid I used to read the dictionary for fun, and I liked to write stories and poetry. Since I started grad school in 1996 I haven't read a single book for pleasure, because I've been too busy planning things. Now I can't wait to buy my 1 year old DD her first dictionary.