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I'm feeling bitchy. Tell me something about yourself so I can insult you.
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Anonymous
Fact is, I have no problems with you either. Who doesn't want their kid to love words? You're not going off the deep end buying flash cards. You have a healthy shame of your own lack of reading. I like you. I guess I'll just have to bitch about people from other threads. Too tired now. I'll start a new thread tomorrow. |
Anonymous
| When I need a break I go to Ikea and check my kids into the play room. I never buy anything more than a cup of coffee. |
Anonymous
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Dear Cranky Pants,
I am going to need you to take over this thread. You see them lined up here like little doggies wagging their tails. They want validation. I'm either getting characters or real people who are honest. Neither of whom is worthy of my wrath. I need the person lacking any sense of introspection. The person confident in their talents, their children and their choices. As I said, I'll start again tomorrow under a new thread. Unless my PMS has faded. Then I'll just clean the house. |
Anonymous
| in my country, ppl like OP r treated like mentally chalenged tee hee. |
Anonymous
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I have never wanted to be a stay at home mom. I didn't cry the first day I went back to work. I let my husband pick the kids up in the evening and feed them dinner before I get home.
Go ahead, ask me why I bothered to have kids. But don't forget to give all those distant dads arriving home after 10 pm a free pass. |
Anonymous
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This post reminds me of my old favorite column from Melody Maker, the British music newspaper -- Mr. Agreeable's Cretinous, Useless, Negligible Tosser of the Week.
http://archivedmusicpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/talk-talk-talk-featuring-mr-agreeable-2nd-march-1996.jpg http://archivedmusicpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/talk-talk-talk-featuring-mr-agreeable-19th-february-1994.jpg http://archivedmusicpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/talk-talk-talk-featuring-mr-agreeable-11th-decemebr-1993.jpg http://archivedmusicpress.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/talk-talk-talk-feat-mr-agreeable-and-pepe-lepunk-1st-april-1995.jpg |
Anonymous
| This thread is like the DCUM version of WaPo's Ask Amy (maybe in more ways than one). Oh, I forgot. I'm fat by choice. Come and get me. |
Anonymous
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Well, you're not giving me much to work with. I don't think you're being honest. Maybe I shouldn't have warned you that I'd insult you as your reward.
Working mom who passes off the kids to the dad: why would I have a problem with you? I suspect you are just looking for disapproval. If you're doing wrong by your kid, believe me, you'll get all the disapproval you want soon enough. What I don't understand are the Stepford mombots who think 16 hours a day of constant nurturing, attending and monitoring are going to result in kids who will be in any way useful to society. As if their constant shrill support and guidance is needed to raise a smart and caring kid. Talk about lack of confidence in your children. Give me a mom who yells at her brood to Go OUTSIDE NOW! Those are some kids who are going to discover things. They're also going to learn when they're pains in the asses. |
Anonymous
I know you want me to attack your spelling. But since I had an obvious typo in my first post, I really refuse to reduce myself to criticize such a trivial offense. However, when you say, "In my country", my first reaction is: good luck. People on this board won't know anything about your country or care to know. You'll see them become slightly uncomfortable the minute you tell them where you're from, suddenly aware again of their lack of global curiosity. Or they will start rattling off any and all knowledge they have of your country in a full-on assault, desperate for you to know they are NOT like other Americans. They will start listing an author from your home country who wrote a book about beauty parlors in the combat zone, or they'll mention their vacation in a country nearby where a similar language was spoken. Poor you. Anyway, you are right that bitches may be treated as insane in other countries. It's only here that we are regaled and cherished. |
Anonymous
Hey what about me? Where's my insult? What am I, Jello? (I was going to say chopped liver, but I love chopped liver.) |
Anonymous
I realize it's hard to let go of this juicy, potentially hilarious bone you have in your mouth (now that you've dropped the WaPo at your husband's feet). I already told you, I'm not doing fat insults. Now go enjoy that liver. |
Anonymous
But I'm not married. I'm Jimmy. |
Anonymous
| Oh man this is so funny I almost squirted Diet Coke out my nose. I drink it all day. Sometimes instead of water. I wish I was as clever and witty as OP but then I would remind myself too much of my sister whom I haven't spoken to in over 2 years because she's just plain mean. All the time. To everyone. Unless she wants something. Though I find this thread extraordinarily entertaining, I still can't stand my sister. |
Anonymous
Awesome - be sure to wear a black thong, show your bra straps, and don't paint your toenails. |
Anonymous
I'm so sick of these "My sister is mean" tirades. How mean? Like, did she deliberately hit a handball in the 121st minute of a World Cup match? I need specifics. As for the Diet Coke, I have no problems with you drinking it night and day. I can't stand these people who make a big show out of purchasing spring water. You see them line up the belt with their boxes and boxes of Dasani, intermingled with some Pirates Booty, arugula, and prepared Moroccan turkey salad from the deli. Yes, I get it. Your kids drink water. Lots of it. That's the new "must have" on the list of superficial signs you're a better parent than the person next to you. Along with arugula. The signals are not lost on me. But I must say Coke Zero is better. Way better. |