A middle aged man's (actual) list of desired qualities

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Anonymous wrote:Boob jobs did change the market, imo.

And now a lot of these women have cancer from them

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Anonymous wrote:Of the guys who posted here ... is such a woman hard to find? Seems like it shouldn't be

As you have noticed, a lot of guys put "fit" in their description of what they want in a woman. Most America women (and men) are not fit, especially in middle age. So that removes about 70% of the population right there.

Kind of like women who want a man who is over 6 feet tall, makes at least $500k/year, etc.

Over 5’ 10” and over $300K would suffice : )

Okay the heightening surgery we need some breakthroughs on that. I can't be down for a whole year. I'm just saying everything physical you ladies can change with about 20 grand and a pretty short recovery. For us a lot of times it's not even feasible. Sure we can get you 300K some of us but the height requirements feel very exclusionary. It's not like getting a BBL, lipo or tit job. The height surgery means breaking bones for a couple of inches and you'll never be able to play sports again.

I'm just saying I know there are some fine medical minds amongst you ladies, give me some help please. Let's make 6 ft a standard achievable by all men for a price equivalent to a boob job because it's the fair thing to do.

Plenty of us are fine with a man who is 5’8 or even shorter. Just like DH is (more than) fine with my pancake boobs. The Internet is not real life, shhhhh.

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Anonymous wrote:Of the guys who posted here ... is such a woman hard to find? Seems like it shouldn't be

As you have noticed, a lot of guys put "fit" in their description of what they want in a woman. Most America women (and men) are not fit, especially in middle age. So that removes about 70% of the population right there.

Kind of like women who want a man who is over 6 feet tall, makes at least $500k/year, etc.

Over 5’ 10” and over $300K would suffice : )

Okay the heightening surgery we need some breakthroughs on that. I can't be down for a whole year. I'm just saying everything physical you ladies can change with about 20 grand and a pretty short recovery. For us a lot of times it's not even feasible. Sure we can get you 300K some of us but the height requirements feel very exclusionary. It's not like getting a BBL, lipo or tit job. The height surgery means breaking bones for a couple of inches and you'll never be able to play sports again.

I'm just saying I know there are some fine medical minds amongst you ladies, give me some help please. Let's make 6 ft a standard achievable by all men for a price equivalent to a boob job because it's the fair thing to do.

Honestly it’s a preference not a requirement. I’ve been super attracted to men my height (5’9”) and shorter. Kind winning honest open trustworthy personality and solid stable secure responsible financials are much more important than height. Height just adds something to the sex life that is really nice to have (and actually contributes to the security feeling).

Does height really add to the sex life? Is it just in attraction or isnit something else?

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Boob jobs did change the market, imo.

And now a lot of these women have cancer from them

Not a lot. However, implants have been linked to rare incidence of:
- BIA-ALCL, a type of immune system cancers, especially with textured implants
- systemic autoimmune-like symptoms (fibromyalgia-like, for example)
- difficulties in reading breast tissue scans and possibly delaying cancer diagnosis

These are still very rare, etc. but there are also risks of leakage and tissue hardening/capsular contracture, plus likelihood of additional surgery or surgeries over a patient’s lifetime and the small but real risks any surgery carries.

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Anonymous wrote:Boob jobs did change the market, imo.

And now a lot of these women have cancer from them

Not a lot. However, implants have been linked to rare incidence of:
- BIA-ALCL, a type of immune system cancers, especially with textured implants
- systemic autoimmune-like symptoms (fibromyalgia-like, for example)
- difficulties in reading breast tissue scans and possibly delaying cancer diagnosis

These are still very rare, etc. but there are also risks of leakage and tissue hardening/capsular contracture, plus likelihood of additional surgery or surgeries over a patient’s lifetime and the small but real risks any surgery carries.

So non-textured saline implants are more likely to be safe?

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Anonymous wrote:Of the guys who posted here ... is such a woman hard to find? Seems like it shouldn't be

As you have noticed, a lot of guys put "fit" in their description of what they want in a woman. Most America women (and men) are not fit, especially in middle age. So that removes about 70% of the population right there.

Kind of like women who want a man who is over 6 feet tall, makes at least $500k/year, etc.

Over 5’ 10” and over $300K would suffice : )

Okay the heightening surgery we need some breakthroughs on that. I can't be down for a whole year. I'm just saying everything physical you ladies can change with about 20 grand and a pretty short recovery. For us a lot of times it's not even feasible. Sure we can get you 300K some of us but the height requirements feel very exclusionary. It's not like getting a BBL, lipo or tit job. The height surgery means breaking bones for a couple of inches and you'll never be able to play sports again.

I'm just saying I know there are some fine medical minds amongst you ladies, give me some help please. Let's make 6 ft a standard achievable by all men for a price equivalent to a boob job because it's the fair thing to do.

I don’t think height is a dealbreaker for most women. I’m 5’2” and would even consider a man shorter than me if he had a good character and I was attracted to him.

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Anonymous wrote:She has to appreciate my jokes. That's mandatory - the rest we can figure out in time.

Red flag. Men who “joke” all the time are generally. . . not funny.

This. And they require effusive admiration at all times. Next!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No mental health issues.

That will remove 90% of US women and probably all of DCUM women. High bar.

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Anonymous wrote:Pretty
Likes sex
Smart
Wicked sense of humor
Adventurous (food, experience, travel)
Hates clutter
Decent stiletto collection
Doesn’t get seasick

I'm all of these minus the stilettos. I'm 5'10" in flats, tho.

You have up to 4” in heel height before we start to look funny in pictures.

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Anonymous wrote:The key question is, who are these middle aged men? There are very few who are single and desirable IME.

I think this thread is a lot of unhappy married men talking about who they wish they married

Winner winner chicken dinner!

And let's be honest..."doesn't get seasick" really means "doesn't mind if I buy a boat and we're out on the boat every single weekend."

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Pretty
Likes sex
Smart
Wicked sense of humor
Adventurous (food, experience, travel)
Hates clutter
Decent stiletto collection
Doesn’t get seasick

I'm all of these minus the stilettos. I'm 5'10" in flats, tho.

You have up to 4” in heel height before we start to look funny in pictures.

Nah, 5' 10" is about as tall as a woman can get and still be considered 'normal'. Taller than that and people start to think they pee standing up and have chest hair.

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Anonymous wrote:The key question is, who are these middle aged men? There are very few who are single and desirable IME.

I think this thread is a lot of unhappy married men talking about who they wish they married

Winner winner chicken dinner!

And let's be honest..."doesn't get seasick" really means "doesn't mind if I buy a boat and we're out on the boat every single weekend."

Lol, already have one and you’re right, I’ll go out in almost any weather.

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Anonymous wrote:The key question is, who are these middle aged men? There are very few who are single and desirable IME.

I think this thread is a lot of unhappy married men talking about who they wish they married

I love how these threads always have the vein of dumpy angry women triggered by reading about these qualities they don't have.

[Anonymous]

This is why if I ever get divorced I think I’ll prefer to be single. Embrace my “witch” era, live in a cabin at the edge of the woods, do crafts and gardening. Those ladies were on to something good. That’s why they burned them.

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Anonymous wrote:The key question is, who are these middle aged men? There are very few who are single and desirable IME.

I think this thread is a lot of unhappy married men talking about who they wish they married

Winner winner chicken dinner!

And let's be honest..."doesn't get seasick" really means "doesn't mind if I buy a boat and we're out on the boat every single weekend."

Lol, already have one and you’re right, I’ll go out in almost any weather.

Definitely adjust the list to say “wants to go out on my boat all the time” because I don’t get seasick but I would rather you just hire a pro for that.