The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

all saggy boob at that! how do you pay that much money to have great boobs and end up with such unattractive boobs?!

[Anonymous]

That shirt button is holding on for dear life.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

Just when the forest had nearly succeeded in enclosing the promiscuous temple in its deciduous tomb, something - the forest knew not what - plucked the last column and lifted it up up into the barren sky.

Just enough of the vines clung to the temple that they would finish their work, elsewhere.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is almost cute and they almost look like normal people in this photo:



Dismantling Democracy with a big ol' smile!

Jared looks like he's trying to hold it together knowing a hit man is out to get him because he stole money from the wrong guy and didn't tell his wife

She looks like she's ready to tell us all to eat some cake

This does look like a snapshot from Forensic Files. “They had the perfect marriage.... except friends say the marriage wasn’t happy at all. Jared, who went by by ‘Roddy’ to his friends at the golf club, was leading a dual life. And as it turns out, so was Ivanka.”

I hope at least one of you is as familiar with the narrator’s voice on that show as I am.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is almost cute and they almost look like normal people in this photo:



Dismantling Democracy with a big ol' smile!

Jared looks like he's trying to hold it together knowing a hit man is out to get him because he stole money from the wrong guy and didn't tell his wife

She looks like she's ready to tell us all to eat some cake

This does look like a snapshot from Forensic Files. “They had the perfect marriage.... except friends say the marriage wasn’t happy at all. Jared, who went by by ‘Roddy’ to his friends at the golf club, was leading a dual life. And as it turns out, so was Ivanka.”

I hope at least one of you is as familiar with the narrator’s voice on that show as I am.

This actually looks like a maybe pretty dress?!?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This is almost cute and they almost look like normal people in this photo:



Dismantling Democracy with a big ol' smile!

Jared looks like he's trying to hold it together knowing a hit man is out to get him because he stole money from the wrong guy and didn't tell his wife

She looks like she's ready to tell us all to eat some cake

This does look like a snapshot from Forensic Files. “They had the perfect marriage.... except friends say the marriage wasn’t happy at all. Jared, who went by by ‘Roddy’ to his friends at the golf club, was leading a dual life. And as it turns out, so was Ivanka.”

I hope at least one of you is as familiar with the narrator’s voice on that show as I am.

This actually looks like a maybe pretty dress?!?!

It's a First Day of Autumn miracle!

But also
1. We can't see the shoes
2. We can't see the back- God only knows what "special" thing is attached to this one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

it had already been a regrettable morning, and things only got worse when she was attached by a fishmonger on her way to the office.

[Anonymous]

Yes, I like the sundress with the french tablecloth pattern a lot. Nice color and nice fit for her. Appropriate for the occasion. A total win. Even if she's wearing dyed to match prom shoes (although I hope she isn't!).

The blue shirt and flower skirt is again....so weird. The blue shirt would be great with the right bra, in another size up so the buttons aren't bursting, and just a plain black or grey pinstripe pencil skirt or dress slacks. We all have that shirt, and none of us would pair it with that skirt.

The skirt I also like, except for the weird 3-D stems hanging off it. I'm a big fan of florals. I think it even works for a business casual work situation, probably with a simple black top (maybe something with a three-quarter or bracelet sleeve).

I just had the odd thought that even her dalmation shirt from like 30 pages ago might look better with this skirt than the random blue business shirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.

But the story fails to explain, why the black squid hanging on to the garden party skirt?

The vines were rotted as they clung tenaciously to the temple. The temple looked so blindingly white that it took the roots to betray just how rotten the temple was, how full of evil. The vines’ selfless sacrifice was laid bare for all to see and the birds and mammals bowed their heads at the work done by the forest. Soon they would be rid of the temple entirely, but where this column flew to, to spread what contagion, neither the flora nor the fauna knew.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That shirt button is holding on for dear life.

Seriously.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That shirt button is holding on for dear life.

Seriously.

Is this image real? Must be photoshopped!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:That shirt button is holding on for dear life.

Seriously.

My God. Is that image real? Is she wearing a thin bra? I have a regular Spanx bra with very light padding and there's no way my nipples would show.

This is how we are represented on the world stage. It's just...flabbergasting.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

Just when the forest had nearly succeeded in enclosing the promiscuous temple in its deciduous tomb, something - the forest knew not what - plucked the last column and lifted it up up into the barren sky.

Just enough of the vines clung to the temple that they would finish their work, elsewhere.

This is strange. In one photo, it looks like a mic is part of her dress. In the other, her yellow flowers and the yellow metal tube in the background look like they belong together. I know the camera angle is not her fault, but it's funny how these photos turned out.

And, once again, her shirt is too tight. She should not have had that work done (I read that her father encouraged her).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Yes, I like the sundress with the french tablecloth pattern a lot. Nice color and nice fit for her. Appropriate for the occasion. A total win. Even if she's wearing dyed to match prom shoes (although I hope she isn't!).

The blue shirt and flower skirt is again....so weird. The blue shirt would be great with the right bra, in another size up so the buttons aren't bursting, and just a plain black or grey pinstripe pencil skirt or dress slacks. We all have that shirt, and none of us would pair it with that skirt.

The skirt I also like, except for the weird 3-D stems hanging off it. I'm a big fan of florals. I think it even works for a business casual work situation, probably with a simple black top (maybe something with a three-quarter or bracelet sleeve).

I just had the odd thought that even her dalmation shirt from like 30 pages ago might look better with this skirt than the random blue business shirt.

I like the sundress as well...though I'd like to see a full length shot before committing to that assessment.

I'm actually okay with the UN outfit except for the horrendous fit. I think it's established that Ivanka wants to at least try to be a bit more "fashion-y" in her job (albeit failing miserably), so wearing a statement piece like that skirt is okay, I guess. And pairing it with a French blue blouse is interesting in theory. But the fit is so horrendous, it just doesn't work....at all...

If she weren't totally complicit in destroying our democracy, I'd almost feel bad for her. It's so obvious she has no sense of who she is or what she likes. Part of her fashion issues stem from the fact that she has no consistent style...maybe if she did, she'd eventually hone in on a pattern that works for her. Instead, her look seems to be "ill-fitting, expensive, RTW from recognizable, high-fashion labels".