The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looks a lot better longer

It brushes the knee on Ivana, and she wore it with black stockings. Ivanka wore it in 2014 and it hung a bit straighter/longer back then.

I think you're onto something. It might look cute and flapperish on a woman with a small bust, but it's just all wrong on Ivanka's body now.

I'm having a hard time getting past the figure skater idea. That's such an apt description. And not good figure skater costume, either.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looks a lot better longer

It brushes the knee on Ivana, and she wore it with black stockings. Ivanka wore it in 2014 and it hung a bit straighter/longer back then.

I think you're onto something. It might look cute and flapperish on a woman with a small bust, but it's just all wrong on Ivanka's body now.

I'm having a hard time getting past the figure skater idea. That's such an apt description. And not good figure skater costume, either.

I agree. It looks like she's really taken it in at the waist - like a figure skater does and it no longer works.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Looks a lot better longer

It brushes the knee on Ivana, and she wore it with black stockings. Ivanka wore it in 2014 and it hung a bit straighter/longer back then.

I think you're onto something. It might look cute and flapperish on a woman with a small bust, but it's just all wrong on Ivanka's body now.

I'm having a hard time getting past the figure skater idea. That's such an apt description. And not good figure skater costume, either.

I agree. It looks like she's really taken it in at the waist - like a figure skater does and it no longer works.

Yes! Taking it in at the waist makes it shorter and also makes the shoulder pads stand out more in a bad 1980s way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s worn it before, originally 1991 Ivana:

It looks so much better on Ivana - looks like Ivanka had it taken in at the waist and it isn't meant to be.

This was ugly then and it is ugly now, though it did look better on Ivana.

I do kind of like that Ivanka is wearing something of her mother's. She is so far up her dad's ass, I really wonder what that mother-daughter relationship is like.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s worn it before, originally 1991 Ivana:

It looks so much better on Ivana - looks like Ivanka had it taken in at the waist and it isn't meant to be.

This was ugly then and it is ugly now, though it did look better on Ivana.

I do kind of like that Ivanka is wearing something of her mother's. She is so far up her dad's ass, I really wonder what that mother-daughter relationship is like.

Also, from ‘91, it would be Ivana partying while the divorce is underway. Curious that this is the glamour that impressed Ivanka.

[Anonymous]

what strikes me how pretty Ivanka is in that old photo. Maybe I like imperfection, but that is the first time I've seen a photo of her and stopped to think, wow, she looks pretty. Or maybe because she looks more natural than she is now. Agree with all the PP, this is some trashy figure skating outfit, but it seems her fashion sense trends this way anyway.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Just saw this on Twitter. The caption is "why is she dressed like a figure skater?"

I wouldn’t know that was Ivanka except I saw Jared with her. Hideous!

Better Tweeter: “$10,000 to look like Rick James’ shower clog.”

Her taste is absolutely Kings Highway, Brooklyn. Love that she was supposed to bring the grace and aesthetic restraint to these no-chin magpie shady freaks.

She looks like a crooner on a senior citizen's cruise. This dress might be marginally acceptable if it were longer, but the proportions on the top don't match the bottom.

Yes! I sort of like the dress in theory - but on her it looks like it's for an elderly Vegas hooker

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s worn it before, originally 1991 Ivana:

It looks so much better on her mom

[Anonymous]

She altered it and it ruined the concept of the dress, which was an almost casual 1920s-flapper vibe, contrasted with the detailed work of the sequins.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Ivanka’s worn it before, originally 1991 Ivana:

It looks so much better on Ivana - looks like Ivanka had it taken in at the waist and it isn't meant to be.

This was ugly then and it is ugly now, though it did look better on Ivana.

I do kind of like that Ivanka is wearing something of her mother's. She is so far up her dad's ass, I really wonder what that mother-daughter relationship is like.

Also, from ‘91, it would be Ivana partying while the divorce is underway. Curious that this is the glamour that impressed Ivanka.

You’re really reaching with this one.

[Anonymous]

“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:“Ivanka is Back to Business”
Daily Mail: Ivanka Trump heads out in NYC after Misha Nonoo's Rome wedding. https://mol.im/a/7494699

This may be a "worst." Not just showing nipple; looks like some kind of nipple falsies. And then there's the skirt.

Wow, this is horrible. Why is the skirt worn so high up? It makes her look like she is all boob. And the shirt looks like it's from my old school uniform. Oh, and the nipples again. Not good.

ok, hear me out: it's a sunday in the spring. you've gone to an afternoon garden party at church. there you met a very skinny wall street banker. you decide to go home with him. in the morning, you have to go to work so you wear the same skirt from the party, with one of his tiny shirts, and a pair of his ex's hooker shoes you found in the closet.