The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Stunning. I'd hit that in a heartbeat.

Ivanka certainly offers I’d Hit That elegance. She is subtly suggesting that you splooge on Daddy’s favorite part of her. She’s also dressed beautifully and not focus-pulling for a wedding.

Except it's not a wedding, it's a state dinner?

Iivanka is wearing that at Misha Nonoos wedding in Rome...I imagine she was trying to be fashion forward

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Anonymous wrote:That designer doesn’t really seem like she makes work dresses. But out of the available dresses, I like this one better (more garden party than office, but that’s IT’s vibe):

https://www.beulahlondon.com/product/nandita-forest-painterly-chiffon-dress/

It's got a keyhole and pouffy sleeves, and seems right in line with her slutty sister wife vibe. Surprised she's not wearing it.

THAT'S IT! Thank you.

"Slutty sister wife" is perfect. Such efficiency with words.

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Anonymous wrote:“Thigh’s the Limit! Ivanka Trump flashes her leg in a glamorous green dress”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7473689/Ivanka-Trump-flashes-leg-glamorous-green-dress.html

If you go to the article, the dress looks beautiful from the front and looks great on her.

Agreed. Beautiful color, fits perfectly. I love it.

I love it too. This may be one of the best outfits she has worn. And much more work appropriate than most of her stuff.

Besides the sleeves (die, bell sleeve trend), this fits her well and is a great color. And you guys, nude pumps! That's what we wanted for her. Our baby is growing up and learning! No matching dyed greenish pumps. I like those pumps and actually want a pair with a much more sensible heel ( just not, you know, 5 inch stiletto... I don't ask for a lot).

The woman is absolutely stunning.

Ahahaha no. She gives the uncanny valley.

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Anonymous wrote:Nice dress. Fits! Doesn't photograph well because of all the dots but who cares.

However: What is going on with her teeth?!

"Advisor to the president" lol

What is she even doing there?

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I didn't even recognize her! I was like "who is that lady Gaga wannabe??"

Her rt eye is still smaller.

She looks like she swollen from prednisone or something like that. Why would she be doing fillers at her age?

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Anonymous wrote:Lord, check out this costume she wore at Ft. Dupont ice rink today
https://twitter.com/NBCSWashington/status/1174728997877493760?s=19

Oh God, that was so awkward. Thank the Lord the random man stepped in to say something to the kids.

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Anonymous wrote:I think the belt goes with the dress and would be a really cute dress if it fit her properly or on someone with a smaller chest. I used to have a dress with a very similar cut and belt when I was stock thin and I loved it. (Mine was cherry red though). I also like the shoes although I could never wear them.
I also loved the blue dress she wore today for the Australian Pm’s Speech, although again the fit was not right around the chest and waist.
I’m flat chested and have always longed for boobs, but they are such a good example of why you don’t want to go too big (unless you’re a porn Star, in which case your ROI is important). Both M and I seem to think they can dress like skinny girls even though they have the gazongas, and it’s not working.

Oh dear.

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Oh shit.

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Definitely looks much fuller in the face. I think pregnancy spotters are right.

I rfind the idea of another trump offspring so offputting that I cling tight to my first guess: I think girl went crazy with fillers.

Also yes, something does look deeply wrong with her. What. is. she. wearing.

Yeah, agree. It’s not a natural fullness, and her odd expressions lately are more like partial paralysis.
What weird cosplay is this?

Steroids?

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Anonymous wrote:I think the belt goes with the dress and would be a really cute dress if it fit her properly or on someone with a smaller chest. I used to have a dress with a very similar cut and belt when I was stock thin and I loved it. (Mine was cherry red though). I also like the shoes although I could never wear them.
I also loved the blue dress she wore today for the Australian Pm’s Speech, although again the fit was not right around the chest and waist.
I’m flat chested and have always longed for boobs, but they are such a good example of why you don’t want to go too big (unless you’re a porn Star, in which case your ROI is important). Both M and I seem to think they can dress like skinny girls even though they have the gazongas, and it’s not working.

Oh dear.

Face like thunder.

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Anonymous wrote:They’re all exquisite.

No. Overall, trashy.

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Stunning. I'd hit that in a heartbeat.

Ivanka certainly offers I’d Hit That elegance. She is subtly suggesting that you splooge on Daddy’s favorite part of her. She’s also dressed beautifully and not focus-pulling for a wedding.

I lol-ed, thanks pp. Have not in a while.

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Anonymous wrote:I guess I’m in the minority but I like the peach gauze thing. Her face looks so different though.

The mint thing is awful. Like a really ugly nightgown for a child in a Peter Pan play. It’s not even a good color for her. I can’t imagine what she was she was thinking.

Yes! Melanie's mint dress looks like Wendy's nightgown!

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Anonymous wrote:Ugh, what an ugly dress. Is she going to be a pastel kelp for Halloween? And she looks miserable, poor thing. Put her back in a room with snarky children!!

I think Betty Ford wore it better. In 1975, where it belonged.

Has she ever worn her hair up? She's so bland

She did on Inauguration Day but I haven’t seen it that way since.

And, my god, I don’t think we are tearing this dress to shreds enough. The front view is OK but the profile view is horrifying.

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Oh shit.

Is this the Nonoo wedding get up? Or is she modeling for Fredericks of Hollywood again?