DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

CHILDREN!!! You have more than one!!! And you have the nerve to admit that one a Mom's board? Haven't you heard of the world's population overgrowth? It is irresponsible and selfish to have more than one child.

Besides, don't you know the world is going to end in a few decades anyhow? Why would anyone even WANT to bring a child into this world?




You mean "on" a Mom's board. Didn't you go to college? Are you illiterate?

[Anonymous]

Thank you grammar Nazi!

Just because I can't spell one darrn word correxly, doesn't mean I am not a greet mom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Thank you grammar Nazi!

Just because I can't spell one darrn word correxly, doesn't mean I am not a greet mom.

And it doezn't mean I don't care about the world more than you and all the other breeders out there.

peace and good carma to you and your darhling chidlren

[Anonymous]

i can't stand babies. They irritate me as much as their annoying moms. I could care less about your precious darlings' poop problems, your boob issues, what you eat, what you wear, and what you think. Other people dont' care, either. When I see a dolled up baby in their Quinny stroller with their proud mommy smiling while pushing thinking that she is the shit, it makes me want to puke. Your baby looks like an idiot and you look like a b*tch.

Your engaged and thriving child will become a fast-food eating, illiterate, moody and crazy teenager who will not appreciate the craziness you are going through right now to win the parent of the year award. Moms in this area need to step back and take a chill pill. Do you think anyone cares that your baby has gas? or wlaked at 7 mos., or wears designer duds, or takes classes at 3 mos. or has travelled and seen the work by age 1? Seriously? And for those moms asking the most idiotic questions...have you heard of google? Try it - you will get a ton of information and not bore the rest of us who are tired of hearing that your 2, 3, 4 week old can't sleep through the night.

People! Try and be normal!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand babies. They irritate me as much as their annoying moms. I could care less about your precious darlings' poop problems, your boob issues, what you eat, what you wear, and what you think. Other people dont' care, either. When I see a dolled up baby in their Quinny stroller with their proud mommy smiling while pushing thinking that she is the shit, it makes me want to puke. Your baby looks like an idiot and you look like a b*tch.

Your engaged and thriving child will become a fast-food eating, illiterate, moody and crazy teenager who will not appreciate the craziness you are going through right now to win the parent of the year award. Moms in this area need to step back and take a chill pill. Do you think anyone cares that your baby has gas? or wlaked at 7 mos., or wears designer duds, or takes classes at 3 mos. or has travelled and seen the work by age 1? Seriously? And for those moms asking the most idiotic questions...have you heard of google? Try it - you will get a ton of information and not bore the rest of us who are tired of hearing that your 2, 3, 4 week old can't sleep through the night.

People! Try and be normal!

I'm not quite sure this belongs on the farce thread....it actually sounds reasonable to me!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:i can't stand babies. They irritate me as much as their annoying moms. I could care less about your precious darlings' poop problems, your boob issues, what you eat, what you wear, and what you think. Other people dont' care, either. When I see a dolled up baby in their Quinny stroller with their proud mommy smiling while pushing thinking that she is the shit, it makes me want to puke. Your baby looks like an idiot and you look like a b*tch.

Your engaged and thriving child will become a fast-food eating, illiterate, moody and crazy teenager who will not appreciate the craziness you are going through right now to win the parent of the year award. Moms in this area need to step back and take a chill pill. Do you think anyone cares that your baby has gas? or wlaked at 7 mos., or wears designer duds, or takes classes at 3 mos. or has travelled and seen the work by age 1? Seriously? And for those moms asking the most idiotic questions...have you heard of google? Try it - you will get a ton of information and not bore the rest of us who are tired of hearing that your 2, 3, 4 week old can't sleep through the night.

People! Try and be normal!

I'm not quite sure this belongs on the farce thread....it actually sounds reasonable to me!

Check out some of the home videos on youube and you will totally agree with this poster. Babies are goofy.

[Anonymous]

Wow..everyone here is so mean. I was hoping to find a supportive community and now a few bad apples have completly decimated what was once a happy bushel.

[Anonymous]

hee hee

[Anonymous]

Anyone know where I can find an illegal nanny willing to accept about $5 an hour? She has to drive and be fluent in English. Thanks!

[Anonymous]

No but I know a legal one that is willing to work for $8. He is a man, and mannies don't demand the same salary as nannies.

[Anonymous]

"Beauvoir" .... er .... I mean "bump"!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:No but I know a legal one that is willing to work for $8. He is a man, and mannies don't demand the same salary as nannies.

I'll only consider paying the $8 per hour if he is good looking.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:No but I know a legal one that is willing to work for $8. He is a man, and mannies don't demand the same salary as nannies.

I'll only consider paying the $8 per hour if he is good looking.

...or if he could get us into Beauvoir.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Is it okay to leave the baby alone while we dash off to Aruba for a weekend? We'd leave some water in his crib, and he'd have the 2-year old to look after him.

Sorry, I think you'd have to take the baby monitor with you, too.

I live in an apartment, I'm not going to spend $50 for a monitor for just the weekend!

Can someone who lives in an apartment and is unwilling to spend $50 for a monitor for one weekend send their child to private school??? Will the other parents shun them????

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Can someone who lives in an apartment and is unwilling to spend $50 for a monitor for one weekend send their child to private school??? Will the other parents shun them????

Actually, no. Shunning is reserved for children who don't send hand written, limited edition silk screened artwork thank you notes to all of their cotillion partners. But only the ones at Beauvoir. [bump bump bump] Monitor? Perish the thought. Try a stalker cam, uh, I mean nanny cam.