Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I just wanted to say that there is one very UGLY woman at Janney.

Can we all agree that this is not who we are and PP is being very petty and is possibly having a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day?

The motion is approved.

By Janney frumpy hags. 8)

PP, it seems like you post the same comment every couple days. U R boring.

[Anonymous]

I don't know but that Charles Bronson looking guy at Janney is catching my eye.

[Anonymous]

Oh, you mean this hottie?

[Anonymous]

I'll take about 12 pieces of that candy. No bag just put it my hand.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'll take about 12 pieces of that candy. No bag just put it my hand.

Don't put it my hand, feed it to me like you mean it...

[Anonymous]

Who knew that it would be an alleged Charles Bronson doppelganger who would push this thread to number one in the hottest threads of DCUM?

[Anonymous]

Our long national nightmare may be at an end: the despicable thugs responsible for the raging wave of thefts in Tenelytown have been apprehended. Among the items recovered:

· 487 cell phones

· 7 i-Pads

· 16 other notebooks/tablets

· Multiple other electronic items such as ˆ GPS, Xbox, Playstation, DVRs, etc.

· Assorted drugs to include more than 500 packages of K2 spice, marijuana, paraphernalia

· 1 BB Gun

· Expired food and Over the Counter medication, returnable, of course

692 detachable penises

•580 strap-on harnesses

•28 pair billowy over-sized granny panties

•8 copies of Dostoevsky's The Brother's Karamazov

•6 cancelled ticket stubs to the Janney Auction

•Assorted whips, chains and surgical masks

•Undisclosed quantities of conflict-free diamonds and chocolate

•18 pair "toe shoes"

MPD has assured the citizenry that owners will be reunited with their 'property' as soon as proper verification procedures are concluded.

[Anonymous]

I'm claiming the toe shoes and the strap-ons.

[Anonymous]

Also, I heard 37 pairs of Dansko clogs were recovered. Was this just an unfounded rumor or is the list incomplete?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Also, I heard 37 pairs of Dansko clogs were recovered. Was this just an unfounded rumor or is the list incomplete?

It is possible that the Danskos were taken by a rogue fetishist.

[Anonymous]

Yippee! We can now see what truly floats our boats. C'mon what's the difference between eye candy and education? Both will generate a conversation and will satisfy a sensory.

[Anonymous]

The Brother's Karamazov, of course is the "hip-hop version of the original: The Brothers Karamazov; a passionate philosophical novel that enters deeply into the ethical debates of God, free will, and morality.

[Anonymous]

zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

go away.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

go away.

This. But could someone give him one of those harnesses so he has something to do with himself besides come to this thread?