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[quote=Anonymous]Our long national nightmare may be at an end: the despicable thugs responsible for the raging wave of thefts in Tenelytown have been apprehended. Among the items recovered: · 487 cell phones · 7 i-Pads · 16 other notebooks/tablets · Multiple other electronic items such as ˆ GPS, Xbox, Playstation, DVRs, etc. · Assorted drugs to include more than 500 packages of K2 spice, marijuana, paraphernalia · 1 BB Gun · Expired food and Over the Counter medication, returnable, of course [list]692 detachable penises •580 strap-on harnesses •28 pair billowy over-sized granny panties •8 copies of Dostoevsky's The Brother's Karamazov •6 cancelled ticket stubs to the Janney Auction •Assorted whips, chains and surgical masks •Undisclosed quantities of conflict-free diamonds and chocolate •18 pair "toe shoes"[/list] [b]MPD has assured the citizenry that owners will be reunited with their 'property' as soon as proper verification procedures are concluded.[/b] [/quote]
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