Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

go away.

This. But could someone give him one of those harnesses so he has something to do with himself besides come to this thread?

Right. My bad. Let's continue to slam the over-worked, and consequently less fit (overweight), less pulled-together (unfashionable), less self-promoting (ugly) parents - especially the moms, by the way, at Janney.

I can't think of anything more positive for my daughters, than to smear accomplished families, who are too busy with their important real jobs and their successful parenting to Barbie themselves up.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll gladly take the "lack of eye-candy" at Janney over the "lack of parental involvement and high expectations" elsewhere.

Oh, and I'm not even a Janney parent.

So fuck off, you shallow dipshits.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

go away.

This. But could someone give him one of those harnesses so he has something to do with himself besides come to this thread?

Right. My bad. Let's continue to slam the over-worked, and consequently less fit (overweight), less pulled-together (unfashionable), less self-promoting (ugly) parents - especially the moms, by the way, at Janney.

I can't think of anything more positive for my daughters, than to smear accomplished families, who are too busy with their important real jobs and their successful parenting to Barbie themselves up.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll gladly take the "lack of eye-candy" at Janney over the "lack of parental involvement and high expectations" elsewhere.

Oh, and I'm not even a Janney parent.

So fuck off, you shallow dipshits.

Stay passionate. Peace and love.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:zrhjm gpuherpavjsmrogiav w'c;milgh ,a34285yqr03460$%$%&@$*^^*%*(_)(

(I was going to type that this has disintegrated into the stupidest thread ever, but I accidentally vomited on my keyboard. Turns out the result was still just as cogent as much of the 22 page bitchfest. Too bad that's not a surprise.)

go away.

This. But could someone give him one of those harnesses so he has something to do with himself besides come to this thread?

Right. My bad. Let's continue to slam the over-worked, and consequently less fit (overweight), less pulled-together (unfashionable), less self-promoting (ugly) parents - especially the moms, by the way, at Janney.

I can't think of anything more positive for my daughters, than to smear accomplished families, who are too busy with their important real jobs and their successful parenting to Barbie themselves up.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'll gladly take the "lack of eye-candy" at Janney over the "lack of parental involvement and high expectations" elsewhere.

Oh, and I'm not even a Janney parent.

So fuck off, you shallow dipshits.

Actually, I'm one of the plain Jane Janney moms posting here and I am enjoying the characterization because I am comfortable, (proud even) that we eschew the flashy Barbie Mom image. I can laugh at myself. I'm sorry PP feels this way, but I think she is really missing the point. To the PP that keeps calling us hags--he/she is just either a guy who seems to hate mature women or a woman who just hates herself--both of you are sad little creatures in any event.

[Anonymous]

Oh, and I'm not even a Janney parent.

So fuck off, you shallow dipshits.





Well. You certainly have brought us to our knees with this.

[Anonymous]

I'm holding off making comments until "Eye Candy at Guapo's"

[Anonymous]

I came very late to this thread and would like to tie together earlier comments on 80s music and detachable body parts with this song by 80s alternative rock/punk musicians "King Missile" with their most famous song "Detachable Penis."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

[Anonymous]

"Actually, I'm one of the plain Jane Janney moms posting here and I am enjoying the characterization because I am comfortable, (proud even) that we eschew the flashy Barbie Mom image. I can laugh at myself. I'm sorry PP feels this way, but I think she is really missing the point. To the PP that keeps calling us hags--he/she is just either a guy who seems to hate mature women or a woman who just hates herself--both of you are sad little creatures in any event. "

A sense of humor, otherwise lacking at Janney, in addition to eye candy.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
I came very late to this thread and would like to tie together earlier comments on 80s music and detachable body parts with this song by 80s alternative rock/punk musicians "King Missile" with their most famous song "Detachable Penis."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Ten bonus points to NP for bringing this to our attention (finally)! As a public service, I have embedded it here.

To the self-important, humorless "fuck off dipshit" lady, if you bring your yearbook over I will sign it "Stay classy always!"

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm holding off making comments until "Eye Candy at Guapo's"

To the extent that AU kids are part of the Candy Calculus, this might be worthy of a separate thread. Holding them aside, "Eye Candy at Guapo's" and "Eye Candy at Janney" would be identical threads.

[Anonymous]

You guys are weird. But that's ok. Because we don't get, doesn't make you bad guys. Just a little peculiar.

[Anonymous]

Correction. Don't get it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:You guys are weird. But that's ok. Because we don't get, doesn't make you bad guys. Just a little peculiar.

And proud of it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:People of substance with higher level education and comfortable wealth rarely waste time trying to appeal to shallow dimwits, OP. We didn't get to where we are by focussing on being 'eye candy'. Move to LA where everyone cares about such things.

I know from experience that there are plenty of people in West LA with high levels of education and who are very wealthy who still manage to look pulled together. When did smarts/education and looks become a one or the other sort of thing?
And by the way, PP, I get what you mean but you need to loosen up.

[Anonymous]

This thread inspired research that suggests there may be an evolutionary basis for the many Janney men with detachables, assuming that the Danskos, t-shirts, andcropped pants many Janney women sport actually conceal a propensity to eat their mates, see http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46212301/ns/technology_and_science-science/t/spiders-detachable-penis-finishes-without-him/#.T2ZDGVtfGTI

[Anonymous]

Many Janney parents at drop-off this morning looked world weary and peak-ed after a weekend of telling other people what to clean up.