The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

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Anonymous wrote:I like the new shorter hair but I wish she'd just buy a pair of nude LK Bennett pumps and stop with the matchy matchy business.

Seriously! It would be so easy! Just get the fancy expensive nude pumps and be done with it. Why the prom shoes?

Because she likes them? Her style may be nothing close to my style but if she likes it, good for her. I applaud ANY woman who likes what she likes and doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

Ivanka cares. She's not out there wearing cool, interesting clothes someone with a personal sense of style would wear. She is almost Melania level cosplay, putting on costumes to fit the narrative she wants. She gets this wrong most of the time.

I get that her personal style is not what I would choose, given her body. But I do wish that she would buy clothes that fit. Surely no matter what your personal style is, your clothes should fit.

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Anonymous wrote:Again, not bad but not good. And not clear why, with her time, money, and nice figure she can't get to good.

sad sexy nurse - that's a change from pageant toddler/sassy grandma/russian hooker!

This does not bother me. Yes, the brooch looks like a nametag from a distance, and I would not have paired it with white shoes, but in the grand scheme of things, we have seen a lot worse from her, so I'll take it.

Flight attendant

There is something pure and classy about this look. Never a bad idea.

Girl, no. This is Nurse in a Porno. And it thickens her figure all over, not just her gigantic foobs.

Oh please, she certainly doesn't have to worry about looking thick.
And porn...how did you come up with that idea?

DP but that dress makes her look HUGE and Amazonian.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I like the new shorter hair but I wish she'd just buy a pair of nude LK Bennett pumps and stop with the matchy matchy business.

Seriously! It would be so easy! Just get the fancy expensive nude pumps and be done with it. Why the prom shoes?

Because she likes them? Her style may be nothing close to my style but if she likes it, good for her. I applaud ANY woman who likes what she likes and doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

Ivanka cares. She's not out there wearing cool, interesting clothes someone with a personal sense of style would wear. She is almost Melania level cosplay, putting on costumes to fit the narrative she wants. She gets this wrong most of the time.

Oh, cool. Do you know her or something, that she told you this?

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Anonymous wrote:Or the women's empowerment suit?

People, she has had hideous dark roots since 2017, that age of innocence!

The roots were one of the first things I noticed when I saw her out and about, no makeup or any of these getups. Plastic surgery looks weirder than photos and for all the money she has, her dye job is really shitty.

If one of our interns showed up in a skirt this short, I would have to have an awkward conversation about skirt length. So inappropriate and unprofessional.

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Anonymous wrote:I like the new shorter hair but I wish she'd just buy a pair of nude LK Bennett pumps and stop with the matchy matchy business.

Seriously! It would be so easy! Just get the fancy expensive nude pumps and be done with it. Why the prom shoes?

Because she likes them? Her style may be nothing close to my style but if she likes it, good for her. I applaud ANY woman who likes what she likes and doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

Ivanka cares. She's not out there wearing cool, interesting clothes someone with a personal sense of style would wear. She is almost Melania level cosplay, putting on costumes to fit the narrative she wants. She gets this wrong most of the time.

Oh, cool. Do you know her or something, that she told you this?

How’s your guide dog doing?

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Anonymous wrote:Or the women's empowerment suit?

People, she has had hideous dark roots since 2017, that age of innocence!

The roots were one of the first things I noticed when I saw her out and about, no makeup or any of these getups. Plastic surgery looks weirder than photos and for all the money she has, her dye job is really shitty.

If one of our interns showed up in a skirt this short, I would have to have an awkward conversation about skirt length. So inappropriate and unprofessional.

This would be fine in my office.

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I’m pretty sure Ivanka recruited Dina Powell to serve in the administration. Dina is maybe literally the only person to leave the admin unscathed, is very attractive and young and slim but curvy - it’s too bad she didn’t take Ivanka shopping.

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The pink suit seemed bad at the time, but in the context of the outfits, hair, and makeup that followed, it seems not so bad -- quaint even.

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Shoes.

Solid gold dancer ivanka?

What exactly goes on at the bottom of the skirt? Confused . . .

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I hate her so much, but I have to say that I love the short hair. It looks so much better than before.

ITA

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Shoes.

Solid gold dancer ivanka?

What exactly goes on at the bottom of the skirt? Confused . . .

It’s a ruffle. Never seen one before?

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Shoes.

Solid gold dancer ivanka?

What exactly goes on at the bottom of the skirt? Confused . . .

The skirt has a slit (maybe kick pleat) and a ruffle. The ruffle became increasingly rumpled.

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Shoes.

Solid gold dancer ivanka?

What exactly goes on at the bottom of the skirt? Confused . . .

The skirt has a slit (maybe kick pleat) and a ruffle. The ruffle became increasingly rumpled.

Huh. It's like the Project Runway designer freaked out five minutes before the challenge was up and was like FCK IT, LET'S ADD A SAD RUFFLE!

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Why is there a slit AND a ruffle? Like why are they separate - why not make the ruffle the slit? O make the ruffle a wrap type deal. I'm so confused.... it ruins the dress to have that random slit there (or that random ruffle there). I would've been fine with one, but not both.

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Anonymous wrote:Why is there a slit AND a ruffle? Like why are they separate - why not make the ruffle the slit? O make the ruffle a wrap type deal. I'm so confused.... it ruins the dress to have that random slit there (or that random ruffle there). I would've been fine with one, but not both.

I can only speculate that Ivanka finds these incredibly odd details “special” or unique or something.

I used to tell myself the same thing when I was younger and stupid, but I was shopping in the clearance section not for $3000 dresses.