The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm pretty sure I've seen pictures of a lizard that looks like this when its agitated.

From the informative website EarthsFriends.com:
When confronted, monitor lizards try to puff themselves up as much as possible, making themselves appear larger and more threatening. They stand upright on all legs, puffing up their lungs, flattening their back, making a hissing sound, and some will also sway from side to side. As a final protective measure they open their mouths as far they can.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

A quick trip to the tailor/seamstress for some small fashion weights for the sleeves and she would never have had this problem. Why is that beyond her staff? Or is she buying this online? Actually, never mind. Knowing the Trumps she probably demands the designers comp the dresses.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

A quick trip to the tailor/seamstress for some small fashion weights for the sleeves and she would never have had this problem. Why is that beyond her staff? Or is she buying this online? Actually, never mind. Knowing the Trumps she probably demands the designers comp the dresses.

No one in their right mind is giving these people clothes.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

A quick trip to the tailor/seamstress for some small fashion weights for the sleeves and she would never have had this problem. Why is that beyond her staff? Or is she buying this online? Actually, never mind. Knowing the Trumps she probably demands the designers comp the dresses.

Just like her father, Ivanka doesn't hire staff to actually do work, she hires staff to tell her she's great, she's wonderful, she's perfect, she's just the best ever, no one knows more about fashion than she does! Pity the poor misguided staff member who thought they were hired to actually make her look good and provide gentle guidance on what she should and should not wear. They'll be unemployed before the day is over.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I do think the version of the photo where her face is obscured is a doctored version of the original. Still ... not doctored it was good enough.

And then there is this ... so ... professional?

That's not Ivanka's arm. It's the woman next to or behind her.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I do think the version of the photo where her face is obscured is a doctored version of the original. Still ... not doctored it was good enough.

And then there is this ... so ... professional?

That's not Ivanka's arm. It's the woman next to or behind her.

It’s her arm, unless someone is standing reallyclose behind her.

I think she is overusing makeup to compensate for knowing she looks older ?

[Anonymous]

Unless someone is standing really close behind her AND just happens to be wearing a Kabbalah string (which seems unlikely if she's among a crowd of Columbian's).

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Shoes.

Solid gold dancer ivanka?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

A quick trip to the tailor/seamstress for some small fashion weights for the sleeves and she would never have had this problem. Why is that beyond her staff? Or is she buying this online? Actually, never mind. Knowing the Trumps she probably demands the designers comp the dresses.

No one in their right mind is giving these people clothes.

I think it is just Dolce and Gabbana, who have had their own racist PR problems and seem like fairly shitty people, who willingly dress Melania. I haven't seen either of them wear much that is custom and suspect they have some undercover stylist who buys this stuff up for them knowing the designers can't stop them from wearing their clothing after they bought the items retail.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

We covered this with that pink sequin disaster Melania wore way back when at some Mar-a-Lago event........but that dress is designed to be worn by some anorexic flat-chested 19 year old. Not a nearly 40 year old who weighs over 100 pounds with a large (fake) chest. Certainly not in a size that is clearly too small.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I wonder if Jason Wu and Joanna Ortiz and whoever designs Brock Collection are less than thrilled to have Ivanka buy off the rack and wear their clothes a skosh too tight and so poorly styled. I just don’t think Ivanka inspires copycats, or sales, or admiration, just a lot of genuine WTF IS SHE WEARING? commentary.

BTW

A quick trip to the tailor/seamstress for some small fashion weights for the sleeves and she would never have had this problem. Why is that beyond her staff? Or is she buying this online? Actually, never mind. Knowing the Trumps she probably demands the designers comp the dresses.

No one in their right mind is giving these people clothes.

I think it is just Dolce and Gabbana, who have had their own racist PR problems and seem like fairly shitty people, who willingly dress Melania. I haven't seen either of them wear much that is custom and suspect they have some undercover stylist who buys this stuff up for them knowing the designers can't stop them from wearing their clothing after they bought the items retail.

If so the “undercover stylist” is surely part of the resistance (along with green lizard sleeve) and arguably the most successful member.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are giant fake eyelashes the right look for a strawberry farm and visit to migrant children?

different shoes than earlier - I like them. I gotta hand it to her - she looks like she's truly enjoying this event - or she needs an oscar for faking it. I can't imagine having to constantly smile for photo ops.

[Anonymous]

Oy. At least this trip to South America is fodder for this thread. But, WHY!!??

[Anonymous]

What she changed into, minus the 8th pair of dyed to match swede like shoes, is better. But the expressions and makeup still

[Anonymous]

For those who didn't think she was the one doing the peace sign in the other photo - it seems to be her new trick