The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

Clearly a high level WH aide on a work trip in appropriate clothing.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Today's strawberry farm outfit is also very strange. She's really into statement sleeves at the moment.

Wow

But again: on another person who didn't look like a Stepford robot this might be a cool outfit

wth

Those sleeves look like boobs on her arms.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:OK, I love the yellow dress. As a blonde, I could never pull off yellow, even though it's one of my favorite colors. Assuming that it's a cocktail reception, it is not even wildly inappropriate. Wrong shoes though.

She’s also a blonde and also not pulling it off.

Love the dress, but it would look so much better if she had brown hair or even decent low lights. It’s too much with the bottle blonde glare. But her coloring is good for yellow. Hate the lipstick which makes it look more showgirl. And hate the shoes with it. All her shoes look like she bought them at that mall store where people bought dyed pumps to wear to prom in the 80s.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:At least she finally tried out a v neck?

I like an obi waist but I suspect they’re not the best off big chested women. It’s reminding me of Melania in the blue gingham with red obi—the boobs just obscure the obi.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Today's strawberry farm outfit is also very strange. She's really into statement sleeves at the moment.

Wow

But again: on another person who didn't look like a Stepford robot this might be a cool outfit

wth

Those sleeves look like boobs on her arms.

If two is good, more is better!

[Anonymous]

The strawberry outfit proves that she is much better in a v neck, regardless of the rest. The sneakers are trying a little too hard.

[Anonymous]

That dress make her boobs look saggy. Like a paperbag full of hamsters. So unflattering. And then the random handprints at the bottom.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:That dress make her boobs look saggy. Like a paperbag full of hamsters. So unflattering. And then the random handprints at the bottom.

[Anonymous]

Gah!! The sleeves, the sneakers, why?!? What goes through her head when picking clothes?

I went to a "gala" (fundraiser at my kids' school) in a dress that was just too much dress for my body (poofy and just not fitted right). So, I have lots of sympathy for fashion mistakes but not for being her (a brand owner/designer with lots of height and plenty of money) and making nothing but mistakes.

It also makes me think about her lack of judgement more globally and how crazy it is that she is playing important government lady.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Today's strawberry farm outfit is also very strange. She's really into statement sleeves at the moment.

Wow

But again: on another person who didn't look like a Stepford robot this might be a cool outfit

No those sleeves are just wrong on anyone. It's too bad Joan Rivers is dead, because she would be great skewering Ivanka on Fashion Police.

[Anonymous]

I liked this one on twitter. "I wear the Cone of Shame"

[Anonymous]

Are giant fake eyelashes the right look for a strawberry farm and visit to migrant children?

[Anonymous]

Her makeup used to be okay, right? Why has that gone down hill along with the clothes and hair?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Are giant fake eyelashes the right look for a strawberry farm and visit to migrant children?

She's starting to look like Ivanka with that clown makeup.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:Are giant fake eyelashes the right look for a strawberry farm and visit to migrant children?

She's starting to look like Ivanka with that clown makeup.

^^Sorry, I meant Ivana, her mother who is also big on the fake eyelashes.