The Trump women and their fashion mishaps thread

[Anonymous]

The short hair is SO MUCH BETTER.

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Anonymous wrote:Found that dress - by a Colombian designer so I guess that's why she's doing it. But there are many many other nicer dresses by that designer.. this one is terrible and she looks so odd in it!

https://www.modaoperandi.com/johanna-ortiz-fw19/follow-the-drums-cotton-blend-midi-dress

Actually, I kind of think this is interesting...but it's not well-proportioned for her figure, and her accessories are confusing. But it's a better raw choice (as in the dress on a hanger) than something like 90% of the stuff she picks out. By contrast, ~90% of the stuff Melania picks out looks good on a hanger, but a large fraction of it isn't tailored properly to her body or just doesn't fit her proportions. That Chanel dress with the front pleats and chains is a good example of something that is objectively a nice dress but not particularly flattering on Melania. Ivanka's choices are objectively bad much of the time, and they also don't fit her properly. At leas this dress is interesting in theory.

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I like a lot of Joanna Ortiz, but this dress reads extra from Emerald City, beauty shop scene, curling the Cowardly Lion’s mane.

[Anonymous]

The dress is one thing, but mostly I think it’s completely inappropriate for someone who is supposedly there in a professional capacity.

She wore it because she’s not at work, she’s on a royal tour. That’s why I hate it.

[Anonymous]

Yeah, the green dress looks okay on a hanger because it’s sort of loose and flowey. But she likes things tight and has a curvy figure so it makes all the ruffles fan out instead of drape casually, which gives it an 80s prom look.

But I also think peplums are generally inexcusable. I’d rather they bring back the bustle.

[Anonymous]

https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

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https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

Best picture on this 256 page tread!

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https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

Best picture on this 256 page tread!

She’s Effie without the amazing makeup game.

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https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

Best picture on this 256 page tread!

Are her teeth fake too? How are they so perfect? I liked the white shoes... Any lookalikes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Again, not bad but not good. And not clear why, with her time, money, and nice figure she can't get to good.

The woman on her right is probably 20 years older than Ivanka and doesn’t spend a small fraction of what Ivanka wastes on fashun. She looks amazing and stylish, not fashion tragic, and she’s not in a wallflower’s neutral getup.

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Anonymous wrote:Again, not bad but not good. And not clear why, with her time, money, and nice figure she can't get to good.

The woman on her right is probably 20 years older than Ivanka and doesn’t spend a small fraction of what Ivanka wastes on fashun. She looks amazing and stylish, not fashion tragic, and she’s not in a wallflower’s neutral getup.

+1 She also looks impeccably groomed.

Meanwhile, our “national representative” looks like the Blink-182 album cover nurse.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

Best picture on this 256 page tread!

Are her teeth fake too? How are they so perfect? I liked the white shoes... Any lookalikes?

Yeah, of course they are veneers

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

https://twitter.com/benFranklin2018/status/1169012491059441666

We’re living in the hunger games

Best picture on this 256 page tread!

She’s Effie without the amazing makeup game.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Sophie looks more natural than Melania. More "girl next door" than "rich divorcee next door"

I actually honestly don't care for girl next door kinda beauties. Give me model type any day.
I do think they are both beautiful, in a different way. Sophie is cute too, and Melania lost that along the way.

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Anonymous wrote:I was curious what Brigitte Macron looked like when she was younger and expected her to be really beautiful as someone who attracted the attention of a young man. Surprisingly, she wasn't really. But her husband sure was a cutie!

Her daughter was in the same class as her future husband. So weird.

Ick. I dont think she is attractive at all, now or then. But I do like her style and she takes care of herself to the extent someone in their 60s can.

"Takes care of herself" meaning she eats one lettuce leaf each day and that's it.

I don't know any french lady that doesn't indulge into wine and bread. Which doesn't mean she'll pig out.
Keep telling yourself that being skinny means "eating one lettuce leaf each day"

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Anonymous wrote:Again, not bad but not good. And not clear why, with her time, money, and nice figure she can't get to good.

sad sexy nurse - that's a change from pageant toddler/sassy grandma/russian hooker!

This does not bother me. Yes, the brooch looks like a nametag from a distance, and I would not have paired it with white shoes, but in the grand scheme of things, we have seen a lot worse from her, so I'll take it.

Flight attendant

There is something pure and classy about this look. Never a bad idea.