DC Urban Moms Farce

[Anonymous]

My 3 year-old son wants to go see Mamma Mia! Do you think he might be gay? He shows no interest in flared pants or white furniture, so I'm just not sure.

[Anonymous]

Donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts, donuts!!!

Care to nibble on my . . . donut?

[Anonymous]

Ok, what have you named your children and what are your current favorite baby names? I've been through the "40,000 Names for Your Baby" book. What I am thinking is going with Sidwell and Beauvior for my twins. I do not know the sexes but I think the names could go either way, don't you? Using these names almost guarantees the little boogers will attend their namesakes in 5 years!

By the way, I think the babies are coming now but I am not sure. I am dripping fluid down my leg, all of my clothes are wet, I am hunched over in pain and have been dragging red mucous on the floor for hours. I am not sure if it is labor or not. How can I tell for certain? I want to confirm here before I bother calling the doctor. If these are just braxton hicks I don't want to get the guy out of bed. I was 6 centimeters dialated at my last appointment on Tuesday. Do you think they are coming?

Wait... I think I feel a foot down there. Or maybe it is something else. I cant see over my belly@!

[Anonymous]

I like Beauvoir and Maret better, or Bo and Ray for short. Or Sidwell and Lowell (though that's not a likely combo unless you have fraternal twins).

Whatever you do, don't do GDS. Lifetime of teasing.

[Anonymous]

I love the name Sidwell. Do you think it would be too weird if I named Sidwell's sibling Friends?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My 3 year-old son wants to go see Mamma Mia! Do you think he might be gay? He shows no interest in flared pants or white furniture, so I'm just not sure.

Any interest in white pants and pastel Polo shirts?

[Anonymous]

My DD loves rainbows and refuses to wear dresses. She is only 6 but I am so sure she is a lesbian. Also, my son loves to wear pink.
Maybe I should send them to a shrink!! What will I tell my family.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Ok, what have you named your children and what are your current favorite baby names? I've been through the "40,000 Names for Your Baby" book. What I am thinking is going with Sidwell and Beauvior for my twins. I do not know the sexes but I think the names could go either way, don't you? Using these names almost guarantees the little boogers will attend their namesakes in 5 years!

By the way, I think the babies are coming now but I am not sure. I am dripping fluid down my leg, all of my clothes are wet, I am hunched over in pain and have been dragging red mucous on the floor for hours. I am not sure if it is labor or not. How can I tell for certain? I want to confirm here before I bother calling the doctor. If these are just braxton hicks I don't want to get the guy out of bed. I was 6 centimeters dialated at my last appointment on Tuesday. Do you think they are coming?

Wait... I think I feel a foot down there. Or maybe it is something else. I cant see over my belly@!

Um, so it was a foot hanging out, but I went to the accupunturist instead of the hospital. I was able to have the babies turned so we are no longer breech! Now if we would just go into labor already!

Side thought on names, what about Albans and Georgetown Day? I would spell Day, Dae though. Cool?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Um, so it was a foot hanging out, but I went to the accupunturist instead of the hospital. I was able to have the babies turned so we are no longer breech! Now if we would just go into labor already!
Side thought on names, what about Albans and Georgetown Day? I would spell Day, Dae though. Cool?

No

[Anonymous]

Barak Obama didn't dress up like Uncle Sam today. On the 4th of July!!!! He must be an America-hating communist. Thank goodness we have John McCain to remind us all how important it is to have served in the military and follow our leaders blindly.

[Anonymous]

Hmmmmm....

Wrong board?

[Anonymous]

Um, correct board if you are a swinging, gun brandishing, no epidural baby having, over 250K earning empowered feminine mistake!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Um, correct board if you are a swinging, gun brandishing, no epidural baby having, over 250K earning empowered feminine mistake!

[Anonymous]

DC makes Richmond look podunk!