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[quote=Anonymous]Ok, what have you named your children and what are your current favorite baby names?  I've been through the "40,000 Names for Your Baby" book.  What I am thinking is going with Sidwell and Beauvior for my twins.  I do not know the sexes but I think the names could go either way, don't you?  Using these names almost guarantees the little boogers will attend their namesakes in 5 years!

By the way, I think the babies are coming now but I am not sure.  I am dripping fluid down my leg, all of my clothes are wet, I am hunched over in pain and have been dragging red mucous on the floor for hours.  I am not sure if it is labor or not.  How can I tell for certain?  I want to confirm here before I bother calling the doctor.  If these are just braxton hicks I don't want to get the guy out of bed.  I was 6 centimeters dialated at my last appointment on Tuesday.  Do you think they are coming?

Wait...  I think I feel a foot down there.  Or maybe it is something else.  I cant see over my belly@!

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