Confrssion thread

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I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

I only posted the fat thing because women get that all the time. 51 and 6'4" is sexy in my book. PLUS a PhD??! Swoon.

My confession: I haven't been with a woman other than ex-DW in over 25 years. Sort of terrified.

That's the problem right there. Confidence. You'll be great. Don't worry.

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

your not old! My carpenter is 53...im 37

You better not be doing my carpenter ... I thought we had something special.

Lol, the more the merrier

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One time while a teen, I got so mad a my mother that I jerked-off in her Oil of Olay jar. To this day I just call it Oil of Lay.

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I peed in the shower

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Anonymous wrote:I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.

About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray.

Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter.

I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?

I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid.

Are you fat?

No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51).

Just go on Tinder, like your peers here have been bragging about.

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Anonymous wrote:I slept with a good friends' widow the night after his funeral.

Did you marry the Freckled Fox?

Or is your name Hunter?

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Anonymous wrote:I go to survivinginfidelity.com and read the just found out posts to try to find some empathy. But, I haven't, for the most part. I just get bored with the perpetual whining of the betrayed spouses.

I did the same. I still feel no guilt about taking her husband.

You are awful. I hope karma comes back and kicks you right in the teeth.

^^ Do we have a whining betrayed spouse here? ^^

No, marriage 18 years and good. But I have seen the carnage of affairs. Friend committed suicide over it. And damage to kids is awful. I have zero tolerance for home wreckers, and the ones who gloat or are proud are despicable

I'm pretty sure the suicide will mess kids up more than the affair. Sorry your friend couldn't come up with a better way out of that situation.

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Anonymous wrote:I go to survivinginfidelity.com and read the just found out posts to try to find some empathy. But, I haven't, for the most part. I just get bored with the perpetual whining of the betrayed spouses.

I did the same. I still feel no guilt about taking her husband.

You are awful. I hope karma comes back and kicks you right in the teeth.

^^ Do we have a whining betrayed spouse here? ^^

No, marriage 18 years and good. But I have seen the carnage of affairs. Friend committed suicide over it. And damage to kids is awful. I have zero tolerance for home wreckers, and the ones who gloat or are proud are despicable

I'm pretty sure the suicide will mess kids up more than the affair. Sorry your friend couldn't come up with a better way out of that situation. [/quote]

NP here. Wow, what a shallow shell of a human being you are. What a total a-h---. What on Earth would make you want to inflict so much pain on someone else. I hate wide, sweeping assessments people make on here, with so little info. But I can venture a guess you are a horrible human being.

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My DH and DS are away on a travel sports thing. I took some certain pictures for my AP - and then saw pictures of DH and DS show up on my phone ... now worried that my pictures appeared on their phone. ICloud is the worst invention ever.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH and DS are away on a travel sports thing. I took some certain pictures for my AP - and then saw pictures of DH and DS show up on my phone ... now worried that my pictures appeared on their phone. ICloud is the worst invention ever.

OMG that would be horrible,

I guess you could always say that it was for your husband

Let us know how that turns out.

Yeah, F icloud

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I honestly think about suicide all the time as of late, but can't do it because my kids would be devastated.

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Anonymous wrote:I honestly think about suicide all the time as of late, but can't do it because my kids would be devastated.

I'm sorry -- you need to get some help. Please visit a doctor or a therapist.

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9:01

I'm so sorry - please find a doctor or counselor.

Your kids need you! No matter what.

National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
Call 1-800-273-8255
Available 24 hours everyday

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I honestly think about suicide all the time as of late, but can't do it because my kids would be devastated.

Yes they would. Please follow 9:10s advise.

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Anonymous wrote:My DH and DS are away on a travel sports thing. I took some certain pictures for my AP - and then saw pictures of DH and DS show up on my phone ... now worried that my pictures appeared on their phone. ICloud is the worst invention ever.

My guess is that if a picture of you topless and spread-eagled appeared on the phone of either your DH or DS - you would've heard about it by now.