I had an 4-month affair that ended 2 years ago. My DH suspects it but I have denied it for so long I can't bring myself to admit it now. |
I hope that's a joke. If not, you are disgusting. Also, I can imagine MUCH more splatter from a sink than a toilet. Are you M or F? |
FFS then sit to pee! |
I had an affair and my wife found out. While in therapy I had another one. She doesn't know. The second OW was married as well. It happened three years ago and she has no idea of the second one.
I won't tell her. FWIW, I feel terrible and won't ever cheat again. |
I had a happy ending massage last year. My back was killing me and an oriental spa place was the only one available on a Sunday. It definitely had a low end feel when I got there but I was really suffering. The massage was incredible....seriously good to the point where I was almost asleep. She had me roll over on my back and she started rubbing my upper thigh and lower stomach. I soon had an erection for which I apologized and she said no problem, it made her happy. Well, that soon led to a happy ending. The whole experience was surreal. It is the first and only time I've ever done something over the line. But damn, it was a good massage. |
My confession is that I don't take the time to write actual responses to threads where the OP can't get the spelling of the subject line right. |
I used to be a grammar nazi, but have since grown up and don't care anymore. |
I cheated, and will do so again when I see my affair partner later this month. |
I signed up for Ashley Madison literally 2 weeks before the "hack" but I was clever enough that no identifiable information of mine was leaked. A few months after the big hacking scandal, I guess it scared off all the competition because I started getting messages. Yes they were real women, not robots.
I talked to a 2 ladies on the phone, had phone sex with one (actually just she got off because I was stuck in a public spot, she was sooo turned on she just went for it while i talked her on) and met another for coffee. But I stopped before getting physical and chose to make one last serious effort to revive my sexless marriage. Maybe the fact I had several women pursuing me for sex helped me become totally outcome independent or something. But this became a positive turnaround point which has continued ever since, still married with a normal sex life again. |
PM me! |
Hope this isn't explicit. I fantasize about being a captive sex slave. Except, so does DH! He wants me to be dominant but I want him to be the dominant one. |
I very rarely write thank you notes, even when it's clearly expected that I should. I never make my kids write them. #ReallyLazy |
Are you my long lost sister? I do it 2-3 times per day. |
My DH knew I had an emotional affair with a work colleague. He never knew it got physical. He thought it all ended two years ago. Nothing ended. |
I have a box of sex toys I only take on work trips. DH knows nothing about them. He thinks I am a reserved Catholic girl, but alone in my hotel room I have by far my best orgasms. I don't know whether to introduce them to him. I think he would be hurt knowing these get me off so much better than he does |