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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I have never stepped out on my 15 year marriage until a month ago...Since then with my carpenter it's been in his truck twice and in the back of my SUV twice. I do things to him that would make a porn star blush.[/quote] About ten years ago and, after having been faithful our entire marriage, we had a big construction project underway at our home one summer. There was a young carpenter working late one day who came up behind me and slid his hand into my pants pocket. I was stunned but just blushed and said no thanks. But i couldn't stop thinking about how turned on I was. A few days later he was working late again and I took him up on his offer. The sex was amazing (I guess first time sex often is) but afterwards I was WTF was I thinking. I haven't done it again. Ever since I've worked hard to make sex with my DH memorable so there would be no sexual reason to stray. [/quote] Don't feel guilty PPs. Jesus was also a carpenter. [/quote] I seriously just screamed with laughter at my desk and 2 people ran in here to see what was happening. I told them I was coughing loudly due to all the pollen. Not sure they believed me?[/quote] I'm the PP who posted the joke. I have a great sense of humor, and still can't get laid. [/quote] Are you fat?[/quote] No. Tall (6'4"), good shape, PhD, etc. But I am old (51). [/quote] your not old! My carpenter is 53...im 37[/quote] You better not be doing my carpenter ... I thought we had something special.[/quote] Lol, the more the merrier :lol: [/quote]
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