Confrssion thread

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Male here. One time a guy and his wife that I worked with came over to our house to hang out on a Saturday. We all got really drunk, and my wife went to go lay down in our bedroom for a bit cause she was too drunk. She was just wearing a string bikini and laying on the floor. I told the husband of the other couple to go molest my wife cause I thought it would be funny. (Side note: we're not swingers and I don't like sharing my wife, but she's hot and I know other men appreciate that, and I was drunk enough to where I didn't care in the moment that I was so drunk.) He went in there in slapped her ass and squeezed her boobs and molested her in general a couple times. I have a camera in our bedroom that is always recording, because anytime we have really hot sex I like to save it. (my wife is ok with this) Well, everything I just told you, I was so drunk and TOTALLY forgot about until the next week when I was reviewing footage for other purposes. It took me a couple days of REALLY reviewing things in my mind until it finally came back to me that I had told him to do that. I showed my wife and asked if she remembered it, which she didn't either. So as it stands, she just thinks he randomly walked in to our bedroom and molested her when she was too drunk to remember. IDK what she'd think if I let her know that he did it at my suggestion. After he left the bedroom though he went out and began telling his (drunk and insecure wife) how hot my wife's body was. Something he never would have done otherwise, but she was all crying and hurt. Shortly after that EVERYONE but me fell asleep for a quick drunk nap, and when everyone woke up, things we normal. That day was never mentioned again, and I don't know how much anyone else remembers, but all the trouble in the middle was started by me and a suggestion I made. Since then, that other guy and I have gotten really sideways with each other for unrelated business reasons, and I have really thought about sending that video to his wife, just to make his life more difficult.

Wow, she married a dweeb.

[Anonymous]

Similar experiences to the PP. Now that I am a divorced dad I get cut a break on everything.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I slept with a sensual dominant intellectual property law attorney here for an annual conference in October. He is married, I am not. The half tube of lube, his comfort level with condoms, etc. all point to him being well practiced in the sexual arts.

Is this sarcasm? Lube and knowing how to use condoms is not rocket science.

You think sex is an art? So cultured, I see. He impressed you with his artful application of a condom? You are too easily impressed, no wonder you thought he was so good in bed.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I slept with a sensual dominant intellectual property law attorney here for an annual conference in October. He is married, I am not. The half tube of lube, his comfort level with condoms, etc. all point to him being well practiced in the sexual arts.

Is this sarcasm? Lube and knowing how to use condoms is not rocket science.

You think sex is an art? So cultured, I see. He impressed you with his artful application of a condom? You are too easily impressed, no wonder you thought he was so good in bed.

Sensual domination. Look it up. Yes, he was.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:One time my wife and I got back from a late date night, we were a little tipsy and after letting the babysitter leave, my wife decided that she wanted to go swimming. Well the problem here is that we don't have a pool, nor does our neighborhood. The only option that came to mind was to go to the pool owned by a different HOA down the road. We put on our swimsuits and drove there. Mind you we left our 4 children at home asleep by themselves, but we have cameras in their rooms and all over the house, so we felt like we could keep an eye on things enough to be comfortable. It was only a 2 minute drive away. We pulled up to the pool and notice it's after hours. The pool is closed, locked,dark, and there was a VERY stern warning on the gate about trespassers being prosecuted. Not wanted to disappoint my wife I hopped the side fence and went over to open the gate from the inside and let her in. I DID notice that there was a motion sensor inside the gate, but it was drunk enough to assume no one would watch that. Well we had been in the pool for a little bit when all of a sudden a citizens on patrol car pulls up to the pool. Oh crap. We stayed in the shadows as we got out of the pool. They were shining a flashlight through the fence from their car but couldn't see us. We hunkered behind a hedge just planning for them to drive away. Well they didn't...and then a police car showed up! Oh shit. I then decided I had to take action, so I told my wife to stay put, and I went back around to the side fence that I hopped in from and hopped back out (out of sight). Then I just nonchalantly walked around to the front of the pool as if I was oblivious to the police car until he called out to me. I turn around and visited with him calmly. Told him that "the ex" had the kids this weekend (I don't have an EX) and I was bummed about it and was hoping to go for a swim, but when I saw the locked gate, I just went for a short walk in the neighborhood. He didn't seem to totally buy it at first, but as his round about questions kept getting the same answer, I asked him if he needed my ID or anything. He said yes. Upon looking at it he noticed my address was in a different neighborhood. He asked me about that, and I replied that I had to move to this cheaper neighborhood because of the economy and hadn't updated my drivers license yet. He snickered and then sent me on my way. I got away!!...without my wife!!! So I drove up to the front of the neighborhood and parked in the shadows until the cop car left (probably 10-15 minutes but it felt like 2 hours), and then I whipped around and pulled up to the front of the pool again. My wife FLEW out of the gate (triggering the motion sensor again) hopped in the car and we peeled out of there like a couple of robbers. She punched me really hard in the shoulder for leaving her there at all (clearly she was scared to death, but I told her to trust me because I had a plan) but at least we got away!! wow, that was a huge rush and a scary night. After that we just returned home and went to bed. What a night!! Trespassing, lying to a cop, speeding, and left the kids at home. It was just a night that could have gone SO WRONG, but we totally got away with it.

+ drunk driving

your poor children

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Male here. One time a guy and his wife that I worked with came over to our house to hang out on a Saturday. We all got really drunk, and my wife went to go lay down in our bedroom for a bit cause she was too drunk. She was just wearing a string bikini and laying on the floor. I told the husband of the other couple to go molest my wife cause I thought it would be funny. (Side note: we're not swingers and I don't like sharing my wife, but she's hot and I know other men appreciate that, and I was drunk enough to where I didn't care in the moment that I was so drunk.) He went in there in slapped her ass and squeezed her boobs and molested her in general a couple times. I have a camera in our bedroom that is always recording, because anytime we have really hot sex I like to save it. (my wife is ok with this) Well, everything I just told you, I was so drunk and TOTALLY forgot about until the next week when I was reviewing footage for other purposes. It took me a couple days of REALLY reviewing things in my mind until it finally came back to me that I had told him to do that. I showed my wife and asked if she remembered it, which she didn't either. So as it stands, she just thinks he randomly walked in to our bedroom and molested her when she was too drunk to remember. IDK what she'd think if I let her know that he did it at my suggestion. After he left the bedroom though he went out and began telling his (drunk and insecure wife) how hot my wife's body was. Something he never would have done otherwise, but she was all crying and hurt. Shortly after that EVERYONE but me fell asleep for a quick drunk nap, and when everyone woke up, things we normal. That day was never mentioned again, and I don't know how much anyone else remembers, but all the trouble in the middle was started by me and a suggestion I made. Since then, that other guy and I have gotten really sideways with each other for unrelated business reasons, and I have really thought about sending that video to his wife, just to make his life more difficult.

You’re a douchebag on so many levels.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I’m having an affair. I’ve been sexless for too long. I suspect they are having an affair as they don’t have sex with me and they travel.

I figured why shouldn’t I have my fun? I love sex. So I’ve met two people a s has aex with them...now just the one. They’re in a similar marriage.

Please use appropriate pronouns.

They? So multiple people

I’m PP..so yes multiple people. It was two. I no longer see the other one and now have a long term thing with number two.

[Anonymous]

Last year went to PuKhet Thailand on my honeymoon. On the second day my just married DW was taking an afternoon nap so I decided on a walk around the hotel neighborhood.
Walked past the little massage place and this 19yo 90lb Thai girl asked me if I wanted a massage.
I ended up coming inside of her three times in the next hour before returning back to the hotel. It was the most incredible sex I have ever had.
This is one of the reasons I will always remember my honeymoon.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Last year went to PuKhet Thailand on my honeymoon. On the second day my just married DW was taking an afternoon nap so I decided on a walk around the hotel neighborhood.
Walked past the little massage place and this 19yo 90lb Thai girl asked me if I wanted a massage.
I ended up coming inside of her three times in the next hour before returning back to the hotel. It was the most incredible sex I have ever had.
This is one of the reasons I will always remember my honeymoon.

You shouldn't feel guilty. The reason why she needed a nap was I was with her all night while she slept. She also commented that it was the most incredible sex she ever had. Unfortunately, the 19 yr old girl couldn't say that.

[Anonymous]

My wife slept with our contractor. My wife took a day off work for a Spa Day. After I dropped off the kids, I brought her back her morning coffee. Took it upstairs and surprised her with it. She was wearing a short black dress, thigh highs and heels. I smiled at her and said that I guess our contractor, Scott, wouldn't be getting much work done this morning. In all fairness, he was kinda hot and I probably would have done him given the chance too. I went downstairs and told him that my wife needed him. When he got to the top of the stairs, he saw her, looked back at me and I said to have fun. They did.

[Anonymous]

PP 19 year old prostitute could say that. Next post - that is your emagination. We are not fooled.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Last year went to PuKhet Thailand on my honeymoon. On the second day my just married DW was taking an afternoon nap so I decided on a walk around the hotel neighborhood.
Walked past the little massage place and this 19yo 90lb Thai girl asked me if I wanted a massage.
I ended up coming inside of her three times in the next hour before returning back to the hotel. It was the most incredible sex I have ever had.
This is one of the reasons I will always remember my honeymoon.

Impossible. They make you wear condoms

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife slept with our contractor. My wife took a day off work for a Spa Day. After I dropped off the kids, I brought her back her morning coffee. Took it upstairs and surprised her with it. She was wearing a short black dress, thigh highs and heels. I smiled at her and said that I guess our contractor, Scott, wouldn't be getting much work done this morning. In all fairness, he was kinda hot and I probably would have done him given the chance too. I went downstairs and told him that my wife needed him. When he got to the top of the stairs, he saw her, looked back at me and I said to have fun. They did.

Awesome!!!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:My wife slept with our contractor. My wife took a day off work for a Spa Day. After I dropped off the kids, I brought her back her morning coffee. Took it upstairs and surprised her with it. She was wearing a short black dress, thigh highs and heels. I smiled at her and said that I guess our contractor, Scott, wouldn't be getting much work done this morning. In all fairness, he was kinda hot and I probably would have done him given the chance too. I went downstairs and told him that my wife needed him. When he got to the top of the stairs, he saw her, looked back at me and I said to have fun. They did.

Cuck...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Last year went to PuKhet Thailand on my honeymoon. On the second day my just married DW was taking an afternoon nap so I decided on a walk around the hotel neighborhood.
Walked past the little massage place and this 19yo 90lb Thai girl asked me if I wanted a massage.
I ended up coming inside of her three times in the next hour before returning back to the hotel. It was the most incredible sex I have ever had.
This is one of the reasons I will always remember my honeymoon.

Impossible. They make you wear condoms

No they don’t