The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

Agree, she’s the Stefanik to Noem’s Boebert.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

Tbh, I am the rare poster who doesn't mind Ivanka's clothes. She usually has one dumb, unnecessary detail, but she's very pretty and looks well put-together.

She's at her best when she keeps it simple and sticks to silhouettes that work for her, which are the following formulas:
A. Tight sweater and pencil skirt
B. Silk blouse and wide legged pants
C. A-line dress

This is a good look:


This is also a good look:


This is horrific:


Because instead of sticking with what works, she decided to get freaky. She just doesn't have the "look" to pull off freaky shit.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

Yes! Own your hot pink cargo pants suit. Much better
Than MAGAfication.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

Tbh, I am the rare poster who doesn't mind Ivanka's clothes. She usually has one dumb, unnecessary detail, but she's very pretty and looks well put-together.

She's at her best when she keeps it simple and sticks to silhouettes that work for her, which are the following formulas:
A. Tight sweater and pencil skirt
B. Silk blouse and wide legged pants
C. A-line dress

This is a good look:


This is also a good look:


This is horrific:


Because instead of sticking with what works, she decided to get freaky. She just doesn't have the "look" to pull off freaky shit.

It is CLOSE to a good outfit but that stupid belt is stupid, the skirt is too tight (you can see how it's pulling), the top looks like long underwear belonging to someone two sizes smaller. Just size up, lady. See how good it feels to be able to breathe.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

The cuff or faux cuff on those pants are a no. Where does this woman shop to find these creations??

I don't think that's a faux cuff. It's way too big.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

It weirds me out that Ivanka is ripping off the 1950's/60's for looks. And Beatrix Potter themed baby shower? These are Silent Generation WASP cultural faves. I just don't understand how she arrived there from past purchasing and consumption patterns.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

It weirds me out that Ivanka is ripping off the 1950's/60's for looks. And Beatrix Potter themed baby shower? These are Silent Generation WASP cultural faves. I just don't understand how she arrived there from past purchasing and consumption patterns.

I'm not defending anyone in particular, but haven't you gone through different phases in taste? I have. It's OK.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.

There’s definitely something to be said for embracing your own bad taste and just wearing whatever hot pink crazy cargo pantsuit you want. It shows a sense of security in yourself and your own identity. Remember hero of the thread, Ivana Trump, RIP, and her comfy IDGAF sweatsuits?

Back when Ivanka was in the White House we all seemed to realize that she had no sense of self, and it was reflected in her clothes. Everything was a costume to reflect what she thought she needed to be for the occasion.

It weirds me out that Ivanka is ripping off the 1950's/60's for looks. And Beatrix Potter themed baby shower? These are Silent Generation WASP cultural faves. I just don't understand how she arrived there from past purchasing and consumption patterns.

But some people just look better in certain cuts and styles. I look good in shift dresses so I wear them a lot. A coworker even said I dress in a lot of styles that remind her of the 60s. I didn't rip off the 60s, I just happen to look good in things that were in style then!

[Anonymous]

^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Meh, I think this rule is gone. And honestly, good riddance. It’s a silly rule. The family throws the wedding, and that has gifts. Or just do a please no gifts shower. It’s just a celebration. I think entertaining is more expensive and burdensome than it was for the slice of society that made these “rules” at the time they made them. The family is the logical host. Someone else doing it is too complicated and often leads to disappointment re guest lists and whatever.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

[Anonymous]

Maybe Tiffany chose the shower theme?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:^^^Also re: the baby shower theme

A) Did Ivanka host it or did Marla? Because Marla is almost 60 at this point.
B) If Ivanka did host it...idk, I'm a millennial and my parents read me a lot of Beatrix Potter as a kid. So it's not weird to me that a millennial would like Beatrix Potter.

It would be really tacky for the expectant mom’s own family to host a baby shower.

Oh who cares. She's a married woman who works in Big Law and whose husband is loaded, it's fine for her mom to host.

1. Tiffany isn't working. In fact, there's no indication she ever passed the bar.
2. Her husband isn't loaded. His family's story about being wealthy was all made up. His father is a small-time truck salesman.
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/12/world/africa/trump-massad-boulos-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=1.-04.DMOC.hjLLxgJwhjnw&smid=url-share

Ivanka hosted, as she made quite clear on her IG https://www.instagram.com/p/DIL5IrGuYoE/?img_index=1