The Trump Women and their Fashion Mishaps - Part Three

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Anonymous wrote:She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

I give her a lot of slack too, I think that dress looks fine considering how far along she is. But I do agree it doesn’t match the sundresses others are wearing. They do make maternity sundresses.

Maybe her legs are super swollen and she has varicose veins and so she wanted something to cover the legs.

I love ivanka’s dress except the weird black ribbon. What is up with Lara and her crop tops? It’s a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower and she needs to wear a cropped tank top like my 14 year old? Does she shop at urban outfitters? Is this her version of a midlife crisis?

This little touch of weirdness is very, very “Ivanka” if you are a long time reader of this thread. She always has a weird appliqué or ruffle or bow or something on an otherwise nice piece of clothing. I think she likes to choose things she finds “special.”

This is 💯 one of her better dresses but why didn’t she fix the floppy bow before pictures were taken???

That’s my quote and yes I’ve been here from Day 1 of the OG thread! I remember all the weird Ivanka appliqués. Girl, before you leave the house, do one more run at the mirror and take off one piece of “flair.” This is not Office Space.

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Anonymous wrote:She's clearly gained a lot of weight and uncomfortable with hit. I give pregnant women a lot of slack.

I give her a lot of slack too, I think that dress looks fine considering how far along she is. But I do agree it doesn’t match the sundresses others are wearing. They do make maternity sundresses.

Maybe her legs are super swollen and she has varicose veins and so she wanted something to cover the legs.

I love ivanka’s dress except the weird black ribbon. What is up with Lara and her crop tops? It’s a Beatrix Potter themed baby shower and she needs to wear a cropped tank top like my 14 year old? Does she shop at urban outfitters? Is this her version of a midlife crisis?

This little touch of weirdness is very, very “Ivanka” if you are a long time reader of this thread. She always has a weird appliqué or ruffle or bow or something on an otherwise nice piece of clothing. I think she likes to choose things she finds “special.”

This is 💯 one of her better dresses but why didn’t she fix the floppy bow before pictures were taken???

That’s my quote and yes I’ve been here from Day 1 of the OG thread! I remember all the weird Ivanka appliqués. Girl, before you leave the house, do one more run at the mirror and take off one piece of “flair.” This is not Office Space.

Speaking of weird flair, I think the rouching (kind of? Not quite rouching?) detail on the aqua dress could be interesting but why are the all connected by an errant zipper?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm pondering if its okay to criticize looks or style of private citizens who happen to be related to officials or politicians.

Not if they are truly private. No one commented on Tiffany when she was just a Georgetown student. Only when she started going to the family political photo opps. Also I think we only say nice things about Marla. If she ever shows up looking bad but is there to support her daughter rather than to be part of the incipient royal family entourage, I think that’s a no fly zone.

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I am of the mindset that if you post your business publicly on social media, you take what comes for you. If you are truly private (or have any sense) you use privacy settings so rando’s can’t see your junk.

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Anonymous wrote:Kristi Noem aka ICE Barbie with her hair extensions carefully placed on her vest.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/ice-barbie-kristi-noem-mocked-relentlessly-for-pointing-gun-at-officers-head/

I heard a great inside story about how obsessed Noem is with her looks and with her photo ops. I wish I could share it but I don’t want my friend to end up getting polygraphed. But let me just say everything you suspect is true.

Omg, don’t tease us like this!

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Anonymous wrote:The Trump women all look like hookers, especially Melania and Tiffany. Usha Vance is just plain ugly.

It’s because she wears frumpiness like a badge of honor. She’s not like other women!

Yep. She is prettier than other women mentioned here (if you deduct surgery, dye, extensions etc) and can afford all the embellishments they use but she doesn't care that much. That's what's unique about her.

God no, there is nothing unique about Usha Vance. She is an average looking woman with an extremely poor fashion sense, JD is of course a dough boy, what a pairing! Also, she wants the perks of the position but doesn't care all that much to run a comb through her hair, WTF? Stop defending this woman, she is as despicable as her joke of a husband.

DP. I couldn't disagree more. I think she has a great head of hair and good (enough) fashion sense. I've never seen her look awful, the way you and your cabal of mean girls pretend she always does. She looks fine, and in this particular picture, she looks beautiful.

Look, we get that you hate her, but this is a fashion forum. You're clearly not able to separate your irrationally extreme feelings about this woman with what she chooses to wear. Do you generally overreact to such an extent?

😂🤣😂. Is this one of Usha’s friends or something? She dresses badly and is a fascist, it’s not mean to point this out. Well it’s a little mean but maybe this isn’t the thread for you. We just talked about how a pregnant woman’s dress looked like a sexy granny nightie so…

No, I really do believe she has friends who read here. It's weird someone always comes out when we discuss Usha. This person never has a problem with people snarking on Ivanka/Tiffany/Melania - which, as you note, we literally just made fun of Tiffany's baby shower dress and they didn't call us liberal shills then!

DP - who called you liberal shills? No one. The description of a "mean girl cabal" is spot on, however.

Yes, we are called Trendy Aqua, we’re taking over El Salvador, keep up.

Official gang wear - be careful, though, because they throw you on a plane to the Salvadoran Super Max just for wearing it.

You know how your eyes just glaze over what you perceive to be an ad before you read it?

I thought the picture was an ad.

Then I read it.

Then I died. I’m dead now, I’m a ghost reading this thread so I guess I’m not in the Bad Place.

You win all the things, pp

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Anonymous wrote:The Trump women all look like hookers, especially Melania and Tiffany. Usha Vance is just plain ugly.

It’s because she wears frumpiness like a badge of honor. She’s not like other women!

Yep. She is prettier than other women mentioned here (if you deduct surgery, dye, extensions etc) and can afford all the embellishments they use but she doesn't care that much. That's what's unique about her.

God no, there is nothing unique about Usha Vance. She is an average looking woman with an extremely poor fashion sense, JD is of course a dough boy, what a pairing! Also, she wants the perks of the position but doesn't care all that much to run a comb through her hair, WTF? Stop defending this woman, she is as despicable as her joke of a husband.

DP. I couldn't disagree more. I think she has a great head of hair and good (enough) fashion sense. I've never seen her look awful, the way you and your cabal of mean girls pretend she always does. She looks fine, and in this particular picture, she looks beautiful.

Look, we get that you hate her, but this is a fashion forum. You're clearly not able to separate your irrationally extreme feelings about this woman with what she chooses to wear. Do you generally overreact to such an extent?

😂🤣😂. Is this one of Usha’s friends or something? She dresses badly and is a fascist, it’s not mean to point this out. Well it’s a little mean but maybe this isn’t the thread for you. We just talked about how a pregnant woman’s dress looked like a sexy granny nightie so…

No, I really do believe she has friends who read here. It's weird someone always comes out when we discuss Usha. This person never has a problem with people snarking on Ivanka/Tiffany/Melania - which, as you note, we literally just made fun of Tiffany's baby shower dress and they didn't call us liberal shills then!

DP - who called you liberal shills? No one. The description of a "mean girl cabal" is spot on, however.

Yes, we are called Trendy Aqua, we’re taking over El Salvador, keep up.

Official gang wear - be careful, though, because they throw you on a plane to the Salvadoran Super Max just for wearing it.

You know how your eyes just glaze over what you perceive to be an ad before you read it?

I thought the picture was an ad.

Then I read it.

Then I died. I’m dead now, I’m a ghost reading this thread so I guess I’m not in the Bad Place.

You win all the things, pp

It helps that the dress model looks slightly Boeberted.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Adding that Rollins would also look SO much better with the side part that’s seemingly illegal in this administration, instead of the middle part.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Adding that Rollins would also look SO much better with the side part that’s seemingly illegal in this administration, instead of the middle part.

+1 and maybe even add some bangs?

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

The cuff or faux cuff on those pants are a no. Where does this woman shop to find these creations??

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

This. I actually enjoy her wacky style. I don’t think it looks good, but I appreciate she isn’t the plasticky, extensions, fake eyelashes MAGA type. It seems like she enjoys clothes and choosing outfits - I have never seen her sartorial choices for sale, so she must search for them. I hope she continues, because I appreciate the entertainment - Noem just grosses me out.

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Anonymous wrote:I can’t see the denim jumpsuit photo but this is also pretty bad. Why does this jacket have buttons like it’s double breasted and then she buttons it like it’s not?

Also why are all her suits a size too small? Surely a cabinet secretary has enough money to buy suits in the correct size.

With that said - shoot me now for thinking this: I kind of like her weirdo slightly western, slightly butch take on suitery. She needs a haircut, she needs a better fit, she needs an iron, she needs to lose that hot pink cargo suit, but this is odd and I sort of like it.

I think the pants size is fine. But I’d size up in the jacket. I can’t believe you asked why her suits are small - the better to show off her chest, obviously.

She doesn't read to me like someone with Noem's pathetic need to show off her boobs on every occasion. With this, looks to me more like she bought these then gained some weight and doesn't want to shop for anything new.

Unpopular opinion but Brooke Rollins is one of the few women in Trump world who are actually smart and accomplished. She has a really strong legal and public policy background. Kristi Noem is not smart. She was in college for four years before she got knocked up and dropped out without a degree...and she was nowhere close to getting one. After four years.

I think Brooke is confident and sure of herself whereas Kristi knows she's just white trash who lucked into all of this. She doesn't have the academic credentials to back her up hence the need to show off her goods.