What type of things do you do that I really illegal and why

[Anonymous]

I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:If I like a beer glass/mug at a bar, I'll put it in my purse. I've done this probably five times over the years.

I worked at a place where we had a button in the computer to charge people for stolen barware.

Does it take six months to work?

[Anonymous]

- Illegally downloading audiobooks - they're expensive and I can go through 2-3 per week (self-employed, computer job that needs something more interesting then background music).
- streaming movies at non-legal sites when it's not on netflix
- downloading music from youtube

We should probably have a thread on wrong\immorally things that people do that aren't illegal because I'd have tons more stuff to add.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I don't come to a complete stop at stop signs. I can't help it I'm from California.

Yep it's called the California roll.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.

lol I signed up some friends for Hillary campaign emails.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I help my welfare queen cousin because I don't want her children to suffer but I know she doesn't count it as income and I don't report it and I'm pretty sure she is looking to get pregnant again for a "raise"

Troll. It doesn't work that way, since the mid 90s. SS Disability is the only long term paying able-bodied adult program in existence. Why do you think everyone is depressed/has anxiety, etc. these days?

Food stamps and court mandated child support works that way.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.

My cousin has some sort of weird fetish. This is gross so I apologize in advance and back out now if you are easily offended.

She is a really pretty blonde/blue eyed "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" girl who is obsessed with farting and getting away with it. She says no one would ever think it was her. She does it all the time in public. Will purposely eat gas causing foods then go "crop dusting" in supermarkets. She always lets SBDs when talking in a group then watches everyone get blamed for her. She also never flushes after a poo. Says she likes thinking about people freaking out finding her turds.

I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused it but its so nasty!!! I wish I were trolling here but I am not.

[Anonymous]

I work a small part-time job for cash (maybe 5k a year?) and don't claim it on my taxes.

[Anonymous]

Not really illegal just bad...Targets return policy is great. I like to buy clothes and purses, wear them and then return them. I also buy books and read them then return them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.

My cousin has some sort of weird fetish. This is gross so I apologize in advance and back out now if you are easily offended.

She is a really pretty blonde/blue eyed "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" girl who is obsessed with farting and getting away with it. She says no one would ever think it was her. She does it all the time in public. Will purposely eat gas causing foods then go "crop dusting" in supermarkets. She always lets SBDs when talking in a group then watches everyone get blamed for her. She also never flushes after a poo. Says she likes thinking about people freaking out finding her turds.

I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused it but its so nasty!!! I wish I were trolling here but I am not.

What about being pretty, blonde-haired, and blue-eyed would make people think your cousin doesn't fart in public? And as far as leaving behind the turds- damn, a lot of people in public restrooms share your cousin's fetish!

[Anonymous]

I worked at bars for 10 years in my early adult hood and probably 5 of them had a policy where the waitress gets charged for any glassware stolen during her tables meal. So I probably paid for at least a dozen pint glasses in my youth. It really sucks to loose your tip plus some over people being drunk and stupid and stealing for the sake of memories or their collection of other stolen shit from bars.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.

My cousin has some sort of weird fetish. This is gross so I apologize in advance and back out now if you are easily offended.

She is a really pretty blonde/blue eyed "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" girl who is obsessed with farting and getting away with it. She says no one would ever think it was her. She does it all the time in public. Will purposely eat gas causing foods then go "crop dusting" in supermarkets. She always lets SBDs when talking in a group then watches everyone get blamed for her. She also never flushes after a poo. Says she likes thinking about people freaking out finding her turds.

I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused it but its so nasty!!! I wish I were trolling here but I am not.

What about being pretty, blonde-haired, and blue-eyed would make people think your cousin doesn't fart in public? And as far as leaving behind the turds- damn, a lot of people in public restrooms share your cousin's fetish!

My cousin thinks she is cute and feminine and "teehee girls don't fart". She is an idiot.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Nothing anymore. I used to steal, do drugs, speed, you name it.

Now every little risk terrifies me.

I was like this when I was a teenager. Once I turned 18 I completely straightened up. I have not done anything since. I'm actually a bit psychotically afraid to take those kind of risks nowadays and so do not

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I worked at bars for 10 years in my early adult hood and probably 5 of them had a policy where the waitress gets charged for any glassware stolen during her tables meal. So I probably paid for at least a dozen pint glasses in my youth. It really sucks to loose your tip plus some over people being drunk and stupid and stealing for the sake of memories or their collection of other stolen shit from bars.

Really? I've worked at several bars and restaurants, especially around colleges (lots and lots of bar glass theft!) and the wait staff has never been charged. I've never heard of that policy.

[Anonymous]

I chew other people's gum.