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[quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous][quote=Anonymous]I fart in crowded elevators, microwave fish at work, and smear boogers on metro train seats.

Well, I also sign all of my friends up for Trump campaign emails. Not illegal, but evil.[/quote]

My cousin has some sort of weird fetish. This is gross so I apologize in advance and back out now if you are easily offended.

She is a really pretty blonde/blue eyed "butter wouldn't melt in her mouth" girl who is obsessed with farting and getting away with it. She says no one would ever think it was her. She does it all the time in public. Will purposely eat gas causing foods then go "crop dusting" in supermarkets. She always lets SBDs when talking in a group then watches everyone get blamed for her. She also never flushes after a poo. Says she likes thinking about people freaking out finding her turds.

I don't know what kind of childhood trauma caused it but its so nasty!!! I wish I were trolling here but I am not.[/quote]

What about being pretty, blonde-haired, and blue-eyed would make people think your cousin doesn't fart in public? And as far as leaving behind the turds- damn, a lot of people in public restrooms share your cousin's fetish![/quote]

My cousin thinks she is cute and feminine and "teehee girls don't fart". She is an idiot.

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