Ikea during an emergency?

[Anonymous]

Look around the outside walls, not the interior display ones. There are lots of emergency exits.

[Anonymous]

The fire suppression system is very apparent. That would have to be a big damn fire. But you might be stampeded by folks running to not get their hair wet from the sprinklers...

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

So true!

Best post of all time.

Day = made.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

Yup - for the win. This has topped "Enjoy Applebees" as my favorite DCUM post of all time, though I'm a little bitter since I'll never be able to remember/type it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

+111111110000000000000

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

Yup - for the win. This has topped "Enjoy Applebees" as my favorite DCUM post of all time, though I'm a little bitter since I'll never be able to remember/type it.

It's almost on the level of Baby Jesus crying in heaven over the blowjobs. KWIM?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

Yup - for the win. This has topped "Enjoy Applebees" as my favorite DCUM post of all time, though I'm a little bitter since I'll never be able to remember/type it.

It's almost on the level of Baby Jesus crying in heaven over the blowjobs. KWIM?

I do KWYM. I hope you will join me in praying for another BJ-free Christmas for our troops.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

Yup - for the win. This has topped "Enjoy Applebees" as my favorite DCUM post of all time, though I'm a little bitter since I'll never be able to remember/type it.

It's almost on the level of Baby Jesus crying in heaven over the blowjobs. KWIM?

I do KWYM. I hope you will join me in praying for another BJ-free Christmas for our troops.

for the newbies can you link to the applebees and bj thread? hysterical!!!!

[Anonymous]

http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/34254.page#222821

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:http://www.dcurbanmom.com/jforum/posts/list/15/34254.page#222821

Wow, I wish there were a "classics" forum!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Look around the outside walls, not the interior display ones. There are lots of emergency exits.

I wouldn't worry about a fire if I am OUTSIDE. But thanks for trying.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:In a fire, everyone would die, as they have lived, surrounded by cheap assembled flat-pack European-designed pine furniture.

There was such a fire in the UK, and I remember at the memorial service they read out the names of all those who died, interspersed with the names of the furniture lines that perished:

John
Malm
Bjorn
Trysill
Skogn
Peter

etc. Made it all the more poignant, somehow.

[Anonymous]

I love how DCUM was able to so quickly take the silly premise of this thread and turn it into an absolute delight. Well done!

[Anonymous]

Actually, I was in Ikea once on a very windy day when the power went out. Guess what? The emergency signs did not light up and it was very, very dark inside (I was not near a window). My 4 year old was scared and still talks about it!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

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