Ikea during an emergency?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:The only place worse to get out of than IKEA is Michaels. I swear they pump oxygen into the air like the casinos.

Not true. That would cause more harm than good.

[Anonymous]

More Swedish meatballs for me to eat.

[Anonymous]

The big problem is that in a fire, if a child gets separated from a parent, that could spell disaster as the parent will probably try to find the child in the maze before exiting.
I agree OP, it is unsafe.

[Anonymous]

Everything I like is unsafe.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

+1

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

So true!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

So true!

Best post of all time.

[Anonymous]

Were the coffins made of particle board?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In a fire, everyone would die, as they have lived, surrounded by cheap assembled flat-pack European-designed pine furniture.

There was such a fire in the UK, and I remember at the memorial service they read out the names of all those who died, interspersed with the names of the furniture lines that perished:

John
Malm
Bjorn
Trysill
Skogn
Peter

etc. Made it all the more poignant, somehow.

You're kind of an ass. but still hilarious. I like you. Let's be friends.

-OP

[Anonymous]

A family member was there during the earthquake. She said she envisioned being crushed under a billy bookcase.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Hemnes is in Himmål now, with Jäsus.

Ok, we can shut down DCUM now. Because nothing will ever top this post.

So true!

Best post of all time.

Night made. Thank you from the bottom of my depressed little heart.

[Anonymous]

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[Anonymous]

That seems like an odd thing to stress about. Fires are pretty rare, and don't spread that quickly, especially with sprinklers in place.

I'd be more worried about staying on the 50th floor of a hotel. Much more difficult fire escape situation than Ikea.

[Anonymous]

No, but the memorial service had to be delayed by 3 days. It took the organizers that long to assemble all of the coffins from those wordless instruction booklets. And they only had one allen wrench.

Anonymous wrote:Were the coffins made of particle board?

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:In a fire, everyone would die, as they have lived, surrounded by cheap assembled flat-pack European-designed pine furniture.

There was such a fire in the UK, and I remember at the memorial service they read out the names of all those who died, interspersed with the names of the furniture lines that perished:

John
Malm
Bjorn
Trysill
Skogn
Peter

etc. Made it all the more poignant, somehow.

You're kind of an ass. but still hilarious. I like you. Let's be friends.

-OP

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:There are many exits from the lab rat maze other than "Start" and "End." In an emergency, just walk forward or back along the path and look for store personnel who will be redirecting shoppers to the nearest emergency exit.

Yeah right