VP Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for a vacation boat ride

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

But again why does he take so many vacations? It’s like one a week at this point. Disney wasn’t even a month ago.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Was the water diverted? Yes.

Was the water diverted in order to accommodate Vance’s vacation plans? Yes.

Vance could have said: I don’t have to kayak. I can choose a different activity because the downside of being VP is that I have the power to inconvenience too many people. Let me make a different choice.

Right. Except you were fawning and cooing every time you heard about the secret service shutting down a half-mile of public beach every weekend President Autopen was at his beach house in Delaware.

Because THAT didn’t inconvenience anyone, right? Nah, right???

Three cheers for you!!! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit!!!!!!

Jd Vance is not the president though. He does shit all and then takes a vacation. Like Trump spends a lot of time golfing but at least he actually does things occasionally. Also I know JD is fat but he shouldn’t need as much rest as two septuagenarians.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Was the water diverted? Yes.

Was the water diverted in order to accommodate Vance’s vacation plans? Yes.

Vance could have said: I don’t have to kayak. I can choose a different activity because the downside of being VP is that I have the power to inconvenience too many people. Let me make a different choice.

Right. Except you were fawning and cooing every time you heard about the secret service shutting down a half-mile of public beach every weekend President Autopen was at his beach house in Delaware.

Because THAT didn’t inconvenience anyone, right? Nah, right???

Three cheers for you!!! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit!!!!!!

Jd Vance is not the president though. He does shit all and then takes a vacation. Like Trump spends a lot of time golfing but at least he actually does things occasionally. Also I know JD is fat but he shouldn’t need as much rest as two septuagenarians.

Do you really not understand what the VP does in the Senate? Doesn’t seem like you do, since you think he doesn’t do anything.

Are you a Brit? You sound like one.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Are you really this violently stupid?

Like, what, the secret service was out kayaking and Prance decides to take a spin?

They raised the water so Prancie could kayak. You think that because it was for other boats that it wasn’t for HIM?

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for you.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

But again why does he take so many vacations? It’s like one a week at this point. Disney wasn’t even a month ago.

He’s heading off to the fancy part of the UK soon-the Cotswolds. I guess we can see he’s no longer as attached to his couch now that he has Air Force 2 to fly him everywhere

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Was the water diverted? Yes.

Was the water diverted in order to accommodate Vance’s vacation plans? Yes.

Vance could have said: I don’t have to kayak. I can choose a different activity because the downside of being VP is that I have the power to inconvenience too many people. Let me make a different choice.

Right. Except you were fawning and cooing every time you heard about the secret service shutting down a half-mile of public beach every weekend President Autopen was at his beach house in Delaware.

Because THAT didn’t inconvenience anyone, right? Nah, right???

Three cheers for you!!! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit! Hip-hip-o’crit!!!!!!

Jd Vance is not the president though. He does shit all and then takes a vacation. Like Trump spends a lot of time golfing but at least he actually does things occasionally. Also I know JD is fat but he shouldn’t need as much rest as two septuagenarians.

Do you really not understand what the VP does in the Senate? Doesn’t seem like you do, since you think he doesn’t do anything.

Are you a Brit? You sound like one.

Unless the VP does more than the president then he doesn’t need more vacation time than two sleepy old men. I don’t think that presiding over the senate is particularly strenuous but congrats to you on getting a B in regular United States history in high school.

[Anonymous]

Vance is saying he didn’t know about the river being altered…he does seem to have a knack of getting into trouble on every vacation he takes. Unlike his trip to see Pope Francis, at least no one died this time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/us/politics/secret-service-vance-boating.html

Military engineers raised the levels of a river in Ohio so the Secret Service could provide security to Vice President JD Vance during a family boating trip, agency officials said Thursday.

Taylor Van Kirk, a spokeswoman for Mr. Vance, said the vice president had not been aware the request had been made to alter the water flow into the Little Miami River on Aug. 2. The Vances took the boat excursion on the vice president’s 41st birthday.

“The Secret Service often employs protective measures without the knowledge of the vice president or his staff, as was the case last weekend,” Ms. Van Kirk said.

Ohio Democrats and others criticized the trip after The Guardian reported that river levels were raised for it.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Vance is saying he didn’t know about the river being altered…he does seem to have a knack of getting into trouble on every vacation he takes. Unlike his trip to see Pope Francis, at least no one died this time.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/us/politics/secret-service-vance-boating.html

Military engineers raised the levels of a river in Ohio so the Secret Service could provide security to Vice President JD Vance during a family boating trip, agency officials said Thursday.

Taylor Van Kirk, a spokeswoman for Mr. Vance, said the vice president had not been aware the request had been made to alter the water flow into the Little Miami River on Aug. 2. The Vances took the boat excursion on the vice president’s 41st birthday.

“The Secret Service often employs protective measures without the knowledge of the vice president or his staff, as was the case last weekend,” Ms. Van Kirk said.

Ohio Democrats and others criticized the trip after The Guardian reported that river levels were raised for it.

This is a galactically stupid justification. VPOTUS should not be so oblivious.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Are you really this dense? Why was the secrete service needed there?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.

Not too sharp,are you?


Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What is up with Jd and his vacations? Is he ever working?

I know!?
Greenland, Scotland, Disneyland, I’m sure there are more. And now Ohio.

What is his brief anyway?

Two trips to Italy. At least one of them included Usha and their kids.

One of them included beloved Pope Francis…we know how that turned out.

[Anonymous]

Technically, the VP has no job aside from being the president of the senate.

Personally, I'd like him to take as many vacations as possible. Do you really want "more Vance"?

[Anonymous]

I guess he has unlimited vacation days.

[Anonymous]

How does Usha look at him everyday? His face seems so smug or something.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:VP of Waste, Fraud, and (allegedly not) Couch Abuse JD Vance diverts water from Ohio Lake for his vacation boat ride.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/aug/06/jd-vance-ohio-lake-water-levels

The oligarchs treat USA as their personal playground while the country collapses.

FFS, y’all are SUCH liars. You can’t trust anything you people post.

Vance’s USSS detail asked for the river level to be raised so the *secret service protective detail* motor boats could navigate the river in support of the protection mission. Vance and family were *kayaking*.

The raised water levels were for the secret service boats, not for Vance.



Y’all lie soooooooo much. Which is good - because it forces people in the center - like me - to actually look into the subject and see what the REAL story is.


So I’m better informed these days, because I have to detect and decipher DCUM’s lies.

Are you really this violently stupid?

Like, what, the secret service was out kayaking and Prance decides to take a spin?

They raised the water so Prancie could kayak. You think that because it was for other boats that it wasn’t for HIM?

Jesus Christ, I feel bad for you.

“violently stupid”?

Oh honey….

Let’s review, because you need some help catching up with the rest of the room, ok?


JD Vance is the current Vice President of the United States

The Vice President gets a large secret service protection detail. Not as big as the President’s detail, but still very large.

When the VP goes anywhere, the detail follows, and uses a variety of vehicles to perform that mission. Sometimes it’s cars/SUV’s. Sometimes it’s other types of vehicles - including motorboats when the activity involves doing something on the water.

The motorboats the secret service uses require a couple feet of water to float in and maneuver on, without the propellers striking the bottom.

A kayak requires about 4” of water to float. The secret service boats require about 20” of water to float.

In order for the secret service boats to follow the VP and his family in kayaks, the depth of the water needs to be at least 20” or more.

So the secret service *chose* a river where the *level could be temporarily raised to accommodate their boats* and told the VP “you can go kayaking HERE. On THIS river. Not THAT river over there, or some OTHER river someplace else. THIS river HERE, Mr Vice President…. Because we can control and secure THIS river HERE”.


So the secret service temporarily raised the level of the river to allow their boats to navigate so their agents could protect the VP from anyone who’d attempt to harm him.

People like….. YOU.




Now, are we feel like we’re all caught up with the rest of the group? Good.


In the future, remember that we shouldn’t call people names and then still expect them to help us with things we don’t understand, m’k?