Queen of E's funeral fashion

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

[Anonymous]

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Anonymous wrote:

Yes the neckline is weird but the dress is a stunner anyway, sorry but show me a British royal other than Kate who has EVER looked this good in anything.

There is no such thing as a stunning dress with a weird neckline. The neckline frames your face, which is the most important thing about a person. When the neckline is screwed, so is the rest.

We aren't running a contest within the BRF, we're evaluating Markle on her own merits against the claimed label of a good dresser.

But yes, come to think of it, I've never seen THAT much skin on Kate, and for that, I'm sincerely grateful.

The rules change constantly though. This is someone whose every move has been scrutinized by the press for the last 4+ years. She looks great most of the time. It's fine you don't like the bust on this one dress. It's fine if you think that one pair of pants was ill-fitting. I disagree but whatever.

The point is, if you can't admit that MM is a fashionable woman who knows how to dress, you are being disingenuous and looking for things to dislike about her. She is a beautiful woman who looks great in clothes and despite being in the public eye and having a veritable army of reporters who have made it their mission in life to catch her looking bad on camera, she still mostly manages to look great. Do you have any freaking idea how hard that would be?

I mean I could sit here and drag up all Kate's missteps from the handful of years before and after she married William -- there were a million of them and she had a lot more goodwill that Meghan gets. But I don't dislike Kate and I'm not petty AF so I won't.

She looked good at the funeral and was appropriate and didn't do a single thing wrong the entire week. It's honestly sad that some of you can't just admit that.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

They actually look like normal human breasts.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

Are you honestly clinging to "her bustline looked a little weird at an event a year ago, she can't be fashionable"? Really?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Yes the neckline is weird but the dress is a stunner anyway, sorry but show me a British royal other than Kate who has EVER looked this good in anything.

There is no such thing as a stunning dress with a weird neckline. The neckline frames your face, which is the most important thing about a person. When the neckline is screwed, so is the rest.

We aren't running a contest within the BRF, we're evaluating Markle on her own merits against the claimed label of a good dresser.

But yes, come to think of it, I've never seen THAT much skin on Kate, and for that, I'm sincerely grateful.

The rules change constantly though. This is someone whose every move has been scrutinized by the press for the last 4+ years. She looks great most of the time. It's fine you don't like the bust on this one dress. It's fine if you think that one pair of pants was ill-fitting. I disagree but whatever.

The point is, if you can't admit that MM is a fashionable woman who knows how to dress, you are being disingenuous and looking for things to dislike about her. She is a beautiful woman who looks great in clothes and despite being in the public eye and having a veritable army of reporters who have made it their mission in life to catch her looking bad on camera, she still mostly manages to look great. Do you have any freaking idea how hard that would be?

I mean I could sit here and drag up all Kate's missteps from the handful of years before and after she married William -- there were a million of them and she had a lot more goodwill that Meghan gets. But I don't dislike Kate and I'm not petty AF so I won't.

She looked good at the funeral and was appropriate and didn't do a single thing wrong the entire week. It's honestly sad that some of you can't just admit that.

I mean look, Meghan is a beautiful woman, I give you that. I think she often dresses inappropriately, and she, like so many of us, misjudges her size and forgoes foundation garments. It's not a capital sin.

Here is the thing: there are different standards at play for people who CLAIM to be good dressers and people who DON'T. People are forgiving of Kate because she, quite frankly, is NOT fashion forward and does not outwardly ASPIRE to be that way. Meghan, on the other hand, has ambitions to be tasteful and stylish. Therefore, she's scrutinized more and judged more harshly. Like, no one judges the way Eugenie or Beatrice dress because they do not pretend to be stylish.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

Are you honestly clinging to "her bustline looked a little weird at an event a year ago, she can't be fashionable"? Really?

A poster said she always makes good choices and I disagreed, with evidence. That's all there is to it. I am not sure why it is important to you that I agree with your assessment of who's fashionable and who's not. Surely we are allowed freedom of opinion in this department?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

They actually look like normal human breasts.

You're saying they moved a foot down from where they lived when she was in red dress?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Yes the neckline is weird but the dress is a stunner anyway, sorry but show me a British royal other than Kate who has EVER looked this good in anything.

There is no such thing as a stunning dress with a weird neckline. The neckline frames your face, which is the most important thing about a person. When the neckline is screwed, so is the rest.

We aren't running a contest within the BRF, we're evaluating Markle on her own merits against the claimed label of a good dresser.

But yes, come to think of it, I've never seen THAT much skin on Kate, and for that, I'm sincerely grateful.

The rules change constantly though. This is someone whose every move has been scrutinized by the press for the last 4+ years. She looks great most of the time. It's fine you don't like the bust on this one dress. It's fine if you think that one pair of pants was ill-fitting. I disagree but whatever.

The point is, if you can't admit that MM is a fashionable woman who knows how to dress, you are being disingenuous and looking for things to dislike about her. She is a beautiful woman who looks great in clothes and despite being in the public eye and having a veritable army of reporters who have made it their mission in life to catch her looking bad on camera, she still mostly manages to look great. Do you have any freaking idea how hard that would be?

I mean I could sit here and drag up all Kate's missteps from the handful of years before and after she married William -- there were a million of them and she had a lot more goodwill that Meghan gets. But I don't dislike Kate and I'm not petty AF so I won't.

She looked good at the funeral and was appropriate and didn't do a single thing wrong the entire week. It's honestly sad that some of you can't just admit that.

I mean look, Meghan is a beautiful woman, I give you that. I think she often dresses inappropriately, and she, like so many of us, misjudges her size and forgoes foundation garments. It's not a capital sin.

Here is the thing: there are different standards at play for people who CLAIM to be good dressers and people who DON'T. People are forgiving of Kate because she, quite frankly, is NOT fashion forward and does not outwardly ASPIRE to be that way. Meghan, on the other hand, has ambitions to be tasteful and stylish. Therefore, she's scrutinized more and judged more harshly. Like, no one judges the way Eugenie or Beatrice dress because they do not pretend to be stylish.

Oh good lord. First of all, Kate 100% aspires to be fashionable in a "I'm gonna be queen one day" way. She is actively trying to look good and has always sought to use her appearance to boost her public persona AND her clout within the royal family. Don't be naive. She is great at it now but it took her a while to find her stride. Do you not recall the great furor over how much the Queen hated Kate's espadrilles? She's a fashion plate but she's been in the same job for a decade and she's hit her stride.

Eugenie and Beatrice want nothing more than to be considered cool and stylish. It is honestly part of their charm. The love clothes and dressing up and nothing brings them more pleasure than a royal wedding where they can wear something insane on their bodies and their heads and get their picture in the papers. Yes, the want to be stylish and if you don't think they admire Meghan's ability to dress than you are kidding yourself. Meghan is beautiful and knows how to dress.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

She has a lovely figure and this outfit does nothing for it. Those pants need to die a merciful death.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

You can't possibly believe that human breasts can grow in this location.

Something can be on trend AND look bad on you.

They actually look like normal human breasts.

You're saying they moved a foot down from where they lived when she was in red dress?

I love that you've posted multiple photos of Meghan looking perfectly fine (in a thread that has nothing to do with those photos or events) and are shocked that the rest of us are not pulling out our hair in horror at the sight of it. This is one of the better examples of random and inexplicable Meghan Markle hatred I've seen. Well done.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

She has a lovely figure and this outfit does nothing for it. Those pants need to die a merciful death.

I've now scrolled past the photo of her in those pants twice and both times thought -- wow she looks really pretty and glowing there. I just cannot work up anger at her pants. Lots of people, including celebrities, are wearing wide leg pants these days. Shrug.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Oh crap, everyone's in suits and I'm in bare shoulders with flimsy ribbed beachy top. Oh crap my breast cups went for a walk. Note to self, never again, these things just don't ever stay put.

Shows off her gorgeous shoulders, the pants are on trend and WAS everyone in suits because all I see is Harry without a tie and some guy in a polo shirt in the background. Oh no, did she break royal protocol at the [checking notes] sporting event in Germany?

Oh, no, she didn't. She wore clothes that fit and and looked good on her at a casual and not particularly high profile event. Gasp! The horror.

She has a lovely figure and this outfit does nothing for it. Those pants need to die a merciful death.

I've now scrolled past the photo of her in those pants twice and both times thought -- wow she looks really pretty and glowing there. I just cannot work up anger at her pants. Lots of people, including celebrities, are wearing wide leg pants these days. Shrug.

DP. The only problem with those pants is that Meghan is really short and with the pants covering her heels she's both short and weirdly proportioned. She just hates being short.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:My torso's wide, my breasts are small, and now my story is all told.

Yes the neckline is weird but the dress is a stunner anyway, sorry but show me a British royal other than Kate who has EVER looked this good in anything:

[Anonymous]