JoJo the new Bachelorette 2016

[Anonymous]

I loved Luke. I keep thinking...she's a bit crazy yo let him go, no?? I keep thinking though maybe he farted it did something super gross. Picked his nose and wiped it on his shirt. And the other guys so far haven't done any of that. Ha ha anyway, this theory makes me laugh in my head. And I'm glad I got it out anonymously.

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Anonymous wrote:I loved Luke. I keep thinking...she's a bit crazy yo let him go, no?? I keep thinking though maybe he farted it did something super gross. Picked his nose and wiped it on his shirt. And the other guys so far haven't done any of that. Ha ha anyway, this theory makes me laugh in my head. And I'm glad I got it out anonymously.

I wondered if sh sensed he was somehow "broken" and shied away from that kind of serious responsibility

[Anonymous]

I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

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Anonymous wrote:I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

And cute, unlike many of the other men from this season. As much as I like Luke, I don't think he's engaging enough to carry a season. Wells will be interesting and a little different.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of into Luke now too. Hell even his bowlegs have grown on me- it's the whole overall package. I like his concerned little face, his skinniness and wrinkles, his 40 yard stare and his crazy hair. He looks like a hotter Ryder from "Paw Patrol".

I am dying. Now when my 2 yr old begs for Paw Patrol in the evening, I'll have a new way to look at Ryder.

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Anonymous wrote:I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

And cute, unlike many of the other men from this season. As much as I like Luke, I don't think he's engaging enough to carry a season. Wells will be interesting and a little different.

They pick the bland, country music-loving guys. Luke is Chris Soules and Sean Lowe, part 2.

They must know what gets them ratings. I agree Wells would be very interesting and fun to watch.

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Anonymous wrote:I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

And cute, unlike many of the other men from this season. As much as I like Luke, I don't think he's engaging enough to carry a season. Wells will be interesting and a little different.

They pick the bland, country music-loving guys. Luke is Chris Soules and Sean Lowe, part 2.

They must know what gets them ratings. I agree Wells would be very interesting and fun to watch.

Agree. He will be Nick Viall 2.0- the darkhorse- except this time, actually genuine, smart, funny and good looking- not a twerp!

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Anonymous wrote:I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

And cute, unlike many of the other men from this season. As much as I like Luke, I don't think he's engaging enough to carry a season. Wells will be interesting and a little different.

They pick the bland, country music-loving guys. Luke is Chris Soules and Sean Lowe, part 2.

They must know what gets them ratings. I agree Wells would be very interesting and fun to watch.

Agree. He will be Nick Viall 2.0- the darkhorse- except this time, actually genuine, smart, funny and good looking- not a twerp!

I don't think the two guys are remotely comparable. One is a weasel and the other is a thoughtful human being. Not even in looks.

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Anonymous wrote:I also think Wells would make a great bachelor. He is so whip-smart and eloquent.

And cute, unlike many of the other men from this season. As much as I like Luke, I don't think he's engaging enough to carry a season. Wells will be interesting and a little different.

They pick the bland, country music-loving guys. Luke is Chris Soules and Sean Lowe, part 2.

They must know what gets them ratings. I agree Wells would be very interesting and fun to watch.

Agree. He will be Nick Viall 2.0- the darkhorse- except this time, actually genuine, smart, funny and good looking- not a twerp!

I don't think the two guys are remotely comparable. One is a weasel and the other is a thoughtful human being. Not even in looks.

Agree but that's how the producers and Andi played up Nick- like he was finally something different and with depth. I think that petrol in is Luke.

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Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

Cracking up laughing.

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Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

Cracking up laughing.

Its also kind of cruel to laugh about the dad's face on here. He's just an older man and we don't know if he has had any illnesses which have impacted his "look". there but for the grace of god go we, and all that jazz.

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Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

Cracking up laughing.

Its also kind of cruel to laugh about the dad's face on here. He's just an older man and we don't know if he has had any illnesses which have impacted his "look". there but for the grace of god go we, and all that jazz.

That says it all. He's so jacked looking you are assuming an illness has caused it.

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Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

Cracking up laughing.

Its also kind of cruel to laugh about the dad's face on here. He's just an older man and we don't know if he has had any illnesses which have impacted his "look". there but for the grace of god go we, and all that jazz.

That says it all. He's so jacked looking you are assuming an illness has caused it.

Well a hard life, emotional issues or health issues. Is that something you want to continue laughing about, asshole?

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Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

Cracking up laughing.

Its also kind of cruel to laugh about the dad's face on here. He's just an older man and we don't know if he has had any illnesses which have impacted his "look". there but for the grace of god go we, and all that jazz.

That says it all. He's so jacked looking you are assuming an illness has caused it.

Well a hard life, emotional issues or health issues. Is that something you want to continue laughing about, asshole?

This is about the man's CHEEKBONES, you silly git. It's not about whatever emotional/health/hard life you/he is having. Seek therapy.

[Anonymous]

I was the PP who was cracking up but it was more about PP's description of the dad moreso than laughing AT the dad. I doubt he's reading DCUM anyway. Why is commenting on the dad any worse than say, commenting on Alex's height?