JoJo the new Bachelorette 2016

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Anonymous wrote:Has ABC announced who the candidates are for the next Bachelor? (I have not been watching this train wreck.)

They don't announce candidates. I'm pretty sure it will be either Luke or Chase.

From tweets I saw the day after MTA, it sounded like Chris Harrison hinted at / did private joke with Luke about "Are you ready to find love?"

Yeah I noticed that too. I expect it will be him, he has the biggest following and he is a war vet which makes everyone go wild.

I noticed that too. Thought they were going to announce it then. Chase is boring.

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Chad is a sociopath and anyone who thinks he's cute or "misunderstood" needs help as well. No stable person says "there are going to be arms and legs and torsos all over..." He constantly references violence as something he is forced to do b/c there are no other choices. He speaks in violent words so frequently and with no remorse that it is obviously the truth of what he is thinking. It is just a matter of time before Chad is in jail for battery, child abuse or murder. He is truly unstable and frightening.

I pity women who think this is intriguing. You'll end up hiding your bruises with eye make up and excuses.

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I wrote way back about the voices, JoJo and even Robbie have that vocal fry, so irritating. Well, many women (and sometimes guys) in their age group speak that way, though no excuse. Ultra annoying.

Jordan is appealing to JoJo for the fame/sex appeal, I think, but nothing deep there between them communication-wise; at least, less intense than with Robbie. But I can't get over those "looks can kill" stares from Robbie. He is so intense.

Luke didn't smile enough and he has those odd eyes.

Chase, ah, what a monotonous voice; I'm ok with slower paced speaking, but at times he struggled to find his words.

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Anonymous wrote:I wrote way back about the voices, JoJo and even Robbie have that vocal fry, so irritating. Well, many women (and sometimes guys) in their age group speak that way, though no excuse. Ultra annoying.

Jordan is appealing to JoJo for the fame/sex appeal, I think, but nothing deep there between them communication-wise; at least, less intense than with Robbie. But I can't get over those "looks can kill" stares from Robbie. He is so intense.

Luke didn't smile enough and he has those odd eyes.

Chase, ah, what a monotonous voice; I'm ok with slower paced speaking, but at times he struggled to find his words.

You have to admit, he is one of the most genuine guys ever to walk the Bachelor franchise. He isn't fake so he's not grinning like all the other idiots. Plus he is SAD!

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I thought Alex had one of the most beautiful faces ever. He just needed to not speak or stand up.

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Anonymous wrote:I thought Alex had one of the most beautiful faces ever. He just needed to not speak or stand up.

This. The lips the eyes the whole thing. Then when you saw his head on his doll sized body it just ruined it.

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Anonymous wrote:Chase is cute but doesn't open up enough and his parents' divorce is a red flag. I give him points for shedding a real tear though, and living in Colorado is a plus.

Robby is growing on me. I got the creepy vibe at first but I think his mother has done a number on him bringing up the roommate rumor to sabotage his relationship. He may actually be a decent guy and sensitive enough for empathetic JoJo. Unfortunately his hairline is receding.

Jordan might wind up looking like his father where his eye wrinkles blend into his cheek wrinkles because of small cheek bones. I agree that his legs are girly and the skinny jeans are doing him no favors. I think she is attracted to him, but he seems like a stone wall the way he won't open up about his brother and that will drive her nuts in the long run.

Luke seems like a decent guy but his eyeballs go in different directions which makes me think he has not dealt with his grief over being in the military. He also seems kind of desperate.

Yes to the Golden. I practically wrote a dissertation on this to DH the other day. I couldn't get over his Frankenstein face. He was so terrifying but also looks like Jordan. So you could see how he will morph into him with his lack of prominent cheekbones as he ages. Good luck waking up to that in 20 years. Remind me not to knock on their door at Halloween.

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Golden=bolded.

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Yes. Seriously. I was looking for that dad in law thing. Wives turn into their moms. Husbands turn into their fathers. Sorry, Jordan, but you lost. Ha ha Aaron Rodgers too but he can pay for Botox or whatever.

Cutest dad in laws were chase and Robbie. But i hate Robbie so.

I was like nooooooooo Luuuuuuke!!!!! He is very emo. I like it.

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I'm kind of into Luke now too. Hell even his bowlegs have grown on me- it's the whole overall package. I like his concerned little face, his skinniness and wrinkles, his 40 yard stare and his crazy hair. He looks like a hotter Ryder from "Paw Patrol".

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Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of into Luke now too. Hell even his bowlegs have grown on me- it's the whole overall package. I like his concerned little face, his skinniness and wrinkles, his 40 yard stare and his crazy hair. He looks like a hotter Ryder from "Paw Patrol".

And did you notice, his grandpa at the BBQ looked exactly like an old version of him?

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Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of into Luke now too. Hell even his bowlegs have grown on me- it's the whole overall package. I like his concerned little face, his skinniness and wrinkles, his 40 yard stare and his crazy hair. He looks like a hotter Ryder from "Paw Patrol".

He does look like Ryder. Lol

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Anonymous wrote:I'm kind of into Luke now too. Hell even his bowlegs have grown on me- it's the whole overall package. I like his concerned little face, his skinniness and wrinkles, his 40 yard stare and his crazy hair. He looks like a hotter Ryder from "Paw Patrol".

Best post ever. Concerned little face, hotter real life Ryder = SPOT ON. I want to watch this show with you.

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I just hope he doesn't become bachelor (Luke) and turn into a dickhead.

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Alex has effeminate eyes, so I don't agree with the earlier positive comments about him (except that he has a large head relative to his body - I posted this a while back as well). I'd commented before that Luke barely smiled, or when he did it seemed forced. I give it to him he's a veteran, has seen a lot, etc. Another thing I didn't like about him is is 'thin' voice. Though I think I could tolerate that better than Chase's monotony.