Jen Hatmaker
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Do we think Jen & Brandon had a non- disclosure-agreement in their divorce proceedings? Because she sure takes a lot of energy to say what happened to their marriage without saying what happened in their marriage.
Second question, who else did they ask to sign one? Assistants? Housekeeper? Friends? Family? LC staff? This has been a tight kept “secret”. |
Anonymous
🙄 Posts like this sound astoundingly stupid, fyi |
Anonymous
For years I knew jen was a selfish fraud and the incessant fangurling drove me insane. Especially when I saw my friends like her posts. I wanted to message them all “ARE YOU BLIND?!?” I’m a justice person - for me, seeing unchallenged hypocrisy triggers me. It’s literally painful. This thread proves to me that the world has not gone completely mad. This thread is my therapy. Justice is served. If you don’t get it, ok. As Big Sis would say so adorably, bye Felicia. But to post “oh my gah I’ve never even heard of her like oh my gah how come y’all are talking about someone I’ve never heard of” is, like, really dumb. |
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| ^ my post was not to the glennon googler but to the other “claiming space” pp |
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Tina is that Texas small town girl we all knew who had the mall bangs “claw” and wore too much pink lip gloss and chewed bubblegum and let the boys think she was way easier than she actually was. She’s the one we’d send in to buy the beer before we had IDs..
There are two camps of Tina: mean girls and sweet. The fact that our Tina became a nurse makes me think she’s sweet Tina who tells you she loves your hair & bakes banana bread for everyone at work. The fact that she knowingly slept with another woman’s husband makes me think she could be mean girl Tina who’d spread rumors you gave her boyfriend a blowjob in his car so you won’t beat her for homecoming queen. Jury’s out. |
Anonymous
Ok, and the endless debating about the minutiae of this nobody woman's life is not astoundingly stupid? A little upthread you guys were discussing a post where she said she shaved her legs FFS! |
Anonymous
And you’ve been asked to leave the party several times, you’re killing the vibe, but you just keep slurping the free Jell-O shots while bragging that everyone else a loser but you. Mkay. |
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Hi! I’m the internet! It seems we haven’t met yet. |
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Can I ask what an updated fashionable look for someone in her demographic and circle would be? Hair and clothes wise. Just point me to a celeb or someone I can google. I’m not a mid forties(?) white woman/mom of 5, so I’m not sure what’s considered on trend for you guys. I think she looks…fine? I don’t see the difference between her and too many other women I would consider her peer group. But if I could see some examples of a thumbs up look vs a thumbs down look I would feel right educated on the matter. Lol I’m sorry if this is offensive but if I can’t ask the question here then where can I? Also I’m not the one who brought up the subject 😂 is Tina’s look more fashionable? |
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Nobody cares that she shaved her legs. She wrote that "shaving her legs" was a euphemism for "let's have birthday sex, husband" to which the man politely declined and left his own birthday celebration early because he had an "early meeting" the next day. Looking back this seems like a huge red flag and sign that he was cheating on her six years ago. Geesh. Keep up. |
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Car blowjobs were the best, though. Right? |
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I’ve been feeling bad for Jen over the hair hate. A bunch of us got roped into getting highlights back in the day cause it supposedly brightened our faces and everyone was doing it. Hairstylists make more on our visits etc. Well years of dye jobs and bleaching high lights leaves hair like straw. Then once the roots are mostly gray it becomes a part time job to keep them from showing. Some of my friends say they are touching up at home every 2 weeks. Some have like Jen have gone lighter and lighter until they are full blonde because they think it helps hide those gray roots to not be as obvious as they grow out. But as we’ve seen with Jen those roots stand out against the blonde as well.
Her hairstyle is up to date, it’s the coloring that isn’t working for her. She needs a new stylist who gives her regular deep conditioning and gets her to a more natural flattering tone and an at least monthly touch up schedule. It’s a total pain and expensive but Jen’s reached that age where she’s gotta either go gray (which almost no one does) or be seen at the salon often. Tina’s hair matches her coloring a bit better though still clearly fake, and has a touch of silky shine to it. Her overall style is very youthful but she manages to pull them off better cause she looks years younger than her chronological age. |
Anonymous
I don't think she is in a bind at all. I think what you are forgetting is that she is a 3X (I believe) NYT Best Selling author. Those credentials don't just go away. She does have over a million followers between platforms...and there is a way to monetize this. She is good on tv and frequently lands on Today show or other morning shows. She has friends in high places. She's gonna be just fine and she won't have to teach. |
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Brandon said he met Tina soon after he and Jen broke up. That doesn’t mean he’s not lying on his social media. It would be a ballsy thing to do if everyone in Jen’s camp knew he was having an affair with Tina before the breakup.
Clearly Tina makes lots of effort to attract male attention. Not sure if I know of a non celebrity who works to flaunt her fake breasts more in everyday life than Tina. And y’all I live in the land of stepford wives. To each their own, and it sure seems to float Brandon’s boat. I keep coming back to what did Jen see that she can’t unsee? Walking in on Brandon and Tina would’ve been a shocker but so would have been seeing sexting images on Brandon’s phone. Hmm. What was it? |