Tell me something good that recently happened to you

[Anonymous]

I made a pound cake, and it is amazing. Best cake I've ever made.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:A husband was rubbing on his wife one night and hoping to go further. The wife said, “Not tonight, sometimes all a woman wants is to be held. Can you just hold me?” He held her all night.
The next morning he asked her, “How would you like to go shopping?” She didn’t hesitate!
They got dressed and went to the mall. He said, “Pick out several outfits with matching shoes and get some diamond earrings.”
She found all her items and held them up so he could see and she said, “Okay, I’m ready for you to pay for it.” He replied, “I never said I was going to pay for it. I just wanted you to hold it!”

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I am not trying to be snarky (honestly!)

But I don’t get the punchline here……🤦🏼

It’s okay… Wifey just wanted to be held when hubby wanted to get lucky. So, instead of buying her the outfits, shoes and diamonds, he let wifey just hold the stuff.
That’s the best explanation I could give. I don’t write the joke…

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I made a pound cake, and it is amazing. Best cake I've ever made.

Yum!

[Anonymous]

Nothing.

[Anonymous]

I had a perimenopausal appointment with the half moon cookies at Trader Joe’s - heaven sent. Sad, perhaps.

[Anonymous]

My father was recently diagnosed with a life-threatening illness. Thankfully, after a tough few months, he appears to be stabilized for now. This is particularly important to me because I am waiting for a green card and cannot leave the US, and he's in my home country. The last thing I wanted was to throw away my green card endeavors to fly to his deathbed.

Now hopefully I can get that damm green card before anything worse happens to him.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I had a perimenopausal appointment with the half moon cookies at Trader Joe’s - heaven sent. Sad, perhaps.

[Anonymous]

I have been slowly working on my health for the last several years and for the first time in my adult life, every single one of my labs (A1C, cholesterol, liver markers, WBC, the works) came back normal. Normal! I am in shock. I’ve also lost almost 85 pounds during this time. It’s been a real struggle to get here and I can’t wait to meet with my doctor next week.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been slowly working on my health for the last several years and for the first time in my adult life, every single one of my labs (A1C, cholesterol, liver markers, WBC, the works) came back normal. Normal! I am in shock. I’ve also lost almost 85 pounds during this time. It’s been a real struggle to get here and I can’t wait to meet with my doctor next week.

Amazing!! Congratulations

[Anonymous]

My toddler suffers from febrile seizure. He had fever when the snowstorm hit but with some luck, or God’s help, he didn’t suffer from seizure at that time. That is the best news to me since this year started.

[Anonymous]

I went to the gym finally and worked out with all the other overweight people. We are doing something about it.

[Anonymous]

Hopeful I can be more peaceful and kind after the March for Peace.

[Anonymous]

I held a kitten, who purred the whole time. I’m not even a cat person but it was just the thing I didn’t know I needed. It was just the thing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I have been slowly working on my health for the last several years and for the first time in my adult life, every single one of my labs (A1C, cholesterol, liver markers, WBC, the works) came back normal. Normal! I am in shock. I’ve also lost almost 85 pounds during this time. It’s been a real struggle to get here and I can’t wait to meet with my doctor next week.

I’m so happy for you — that must feel wonderful.

[Anonymous]

I am proud of my who my teens are becoming.