| The pizza guy didn't just randomly walk up there. They ordered a pizza because, you know, people gotta eat. Of course he's going to walk up there to, you know, deliver a pizza |
The pizza guy said that a follower of one of the wannabe journalists ordered it.... mmmhmmm. He walked right up to the FRONT DOOR! |
| Ok I thought the pizza guy theory was a little outlandish. But when I read that "a follower" sent pizza to the journalist, it meant that no one on the scene actually ordered pizza. Makes it more likely that its someone trying to leave DNA. |
Wild. The side by side comparisons are insane. |
Wait, why would he come back to deliver pizza And those gestures are fairly mundane everyday stuff that all of us do? |
BUT OMG DCUM Cracked the Case! |
1. criminals often come back to the scene of a crime 2. in case he left DNA behind, he can say it was from the pizza delivery and not the abduction |
| Guys, I heard that the pizza guy is in cahoots with the BIL and the SIL and the bandmates! |
No, with the boulder. Please try to keep up. |
Ok it has been 12 days and they likely have finished their DNA swabs of the crime scene? |
| We’ve officially lost the plot. |
| Ok but hear me out - in a universe where Kash Patel is in charge of the FBI something so stupid might actually work. What a world. |