Please cover your baby's heads and ears. It's cold out there!

[Anonymous]

Hey, you! It’s been a minute.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What the F is going on?? Why did you bump this on a mild day!?!?

Where are you? Hawaii? 48 degrees is not mild for a baby.

48 is mild for everyone except maybe soaking wet newborns.

Are you the same dummy who is obsessed with warming formula?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:What the F is going on?? Why did you bump this on a mild day!?!?

Where are you? Hawaii? 48 degrees is not mild for a baby.

48 is mild for everyone except maybe soaking wet newborns.

Are you the same dummy who is obsessed with warming formula?

Don't forget the bizarre fixation with notable pediatricians from the 1960s.

[Anonymous]

This thread is reminding me of the solemn vow I made to myself to tell these meddlesome old b*tches to mind their own f*cking business when they comment about the relative warmth/comfort of my kid. When my kid was first born I was nice to these people, but no more. Here's a PSA: if we're in the warm elevator of our high rise building and my kid isn't bundled up and it's cold out, maybe we're not actually leaving the building! Oh this nonsense makes me so heated.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At River Road Bethesda Whole Foods. Mom is bundled up warm coming out of her BMW, but baby isn't. Sorry, but WTF is wrong here? It's 37 degrees!

Well, it's 48 degrees. And no hats on babies. Of course the parents will be oh so surprised when the kids are sick.

You do know this thread is 5+ years old.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At River Road Bethesda Whole Foods. Mom is bundled up warm coming out of her BMW, but baby isn't. Sorry, but WTF is wrong here? It's 37 degrees!

Well, it's 48 degrees. And no hats on babies. Of course the parents will be oh so surprised when the kids are sick.

You do know this thread is 5+ years old.

Unfortunately, all the babies without hats in 2013 died. They would have been in kindergarten now, it's such a shame.

[Anonymous]

Sparta needs strong warriors!!!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At River Road Bethesda Whole Foods. Mom is bundled up warm coming out of her BMW, but baby isn't. Sorry, but WTF is wrong here? It's 37 degrees!

Well, it's 48 degrees. And no hats on babies. Of course the parents will be oh so surprised when the kids are sick.

You do know this thread is 5+ years old.

Unfortunately, all the babies without hats in 2013 died. They would have been in kindergarten now, it's such a shame.

This actually made me lol. This thread is ridiculous/amazing.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At River Road Bethesda Whole Foods. Mom is bundled up warm coming out of her BMW, but baby isn't. Sorry, but WTF is wrong here? It's 37 degrees!

Well, it's 48 degrees. And no hats on babies. Of course the parents will be oh so surprised when the kids are sick.

You do know this thread is 5+ years old.

Unfortunately, all the babies without hats in 2013 died. They would have been in kindergarten now, it's such a shame.

This actually made me lol. This thread is ridiculous/amazing.

I enjoyed the chance to read through this thread again. I forgot about the non-viral cold viruses. I feel like I missed them.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Someone asked me how i keep a hat on my 15 month old the other day - i was like because it’s cold and she needs to wear one. I corrected her a few times and viola! Hat and gloves stay on. Lazy parenting is the issue.

I have to agree.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:At River Road Bethesda Whole Foods. Mom is bundled up warm coming out of her BMW, but baby isn't. Sorry, but WTF is wrong here? It's 37 degrees!

Well, it's 48 degrees. And no hats on babies. Of course the parents will be oh so surprised when the kids are sick.

You do know this thread is 5+ years old.

Unfortunately, all the babies without hats in 2013 died. They would have been in kindergarten now, it's such a shame.

You won the internet today. Everyone else - please come back tomorrow.

[Anonymous]

Today’s Washington Post - Health & Science Section:

“If your head is the only part of your body not covered, you will lose a lot of heat during the winter.”

— Ken Zafren, MD, Clinical Professor of Emergency Medicine at Stanford University Medical Center

Why do people want their children to get cold, and sick?
The article goes on the explain which hats are best, and recommends a gaiter or infinity type of scarf, which can’t fall off or get caught in a car door.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Today’s Washington Post - Health & Science Section:

“If your head is the only part of your body not covered, you will lose a lot of heat during the winter.”

— Ken Zafren, MD, Clinical Professor of Emergency Medicine at Stanford University Medical Center

Why do people want their children to get cold, and sick?
The article goes on the explain which hats are best, and recommends a gaiter or infinity type of scarf, which can’t fall off or get caught in a car door.

Are you bored or something? Like dredging up zombie threads?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:
Today’s Washington Post - Health & Science Section:

“If your head is the only part of your body not covered, you will lose a lot of heat during the winter.”

— Ken Zafren, MD, Clinical Professor of Emergency Medicine at Stanford University Medical Center

Why do people want their children to get cold, and sick?
The article goes on the explain which hats are best, and recommends a gaiter or infinity type of scarf, which can’t fall off or get caught in a car door.

Hahahah. That is an article by consumer reports that wants you to know they rate hats. And they make no connection between being cold and getting sick.

Sucker.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Someone asked me how i keep a hat on my 15 month old the other day - i was like because it’s cold and she needs to wear one. I corrected her a few times and viola! Hat and gloves stay on. Lazy parenting is the issue.

I have to agree.

So you just put the hat back on after she ripped it off, approximately how many times? 4 or 5? And then poof! Your baby had turned into a deep sounding stringed instrument that can no longer remove its gloves and hat because, alas, stringed instruments do not have hands to do so. Pretty cool science, ma.