Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

They'll come for the jello shots, but they'll stay for the strap-ons.

[Anonymous]

As 80's music goes, Cameo wasn't the worst, but let's get this party started with some better 80's tunes (hear that auction music selection ladies?), like this one that just got in under the 80's wire.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Seriously, a lot of the Janney men have had their penises stolen due to the recent rash of car glove box thefts in the area. It's nothing to laugh about.

Maybe this guy has them all ... http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Attempted-Carjacking-of-Secret-Service-Car-Near-Sidwell-Friends-140357823.html

[Anonymous]

And that's a natural segue into this. Still 80's yo.

[Anonymous]

Don't believe the hype 20:59. Uniformed Secret Service officers are more insecure about their joint size than Janney men. The missing members aren't there.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:I always thought I was the only 13 year old hiding behind a 50 year old mask of "let me lay out the policy matrix" professionalism. Now I know DC is run by Butthead and Beavis.

... it's Beavis and Butthead. Now we know you're either under 32 or over 40.

[Anonymous]

Heh, she said "lay."

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Heh, she said "lay."

That's middle school humor - this is an elementary school thread ... get it straight (or bent?)!

[Anonymous]

You want I should tell "knock knock" jokes that make no sense and then laugh uproariously?

[Anonymous]

Two more:

[Anonymous]

I guess I had a more alt 80's. Take them bowling!

[Anonymous]

Every day, I get up and pray to Jah
And he decreases the number of clocks by exactly one
Everybody's comin' home for lunch these days
Last night there were skinheads on my lawn
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Take the skinheads bowling
Take them bowling
Some people say that bowling alleys got big lanes
Some people say that bowling alleys all look the same
There's not a line that goes here that rhymes with anything
I has a dream last night, but I forget what it was
I had a dream last night about you, my friend
I had a dream--I wanted to sleep next to plastic
I had a dream--I wanted to lick your knees

[Anonymous]

And how could I forget about seeing Jerry's G's daughter?

We were walkin' down the road at night
And all the brothers and sisters they were goin' nowhere
Peace and love were not around
Trouble and strife were everywhere

We saw Jerry's, we saw Jerry's daughter
We saw Jerry's, we saw Jerry's daughter

No peace and love were all around
And the brother and sister are free to go where they want and be who they want to be
And nobody wears flowers in the hair
Cuz flowers are everywhere
Flowers are everywhere

We saw Jerry's, we saw Jerry's daughter
We saw Jerry's, we saw Jerry's daughter

[Anonymous]

Anybody on here from the Tenleytown Lady Walkers? Can you ladies keep an eye out for any discarded penises on your Thursday walk?

[Anonymous]

Wheatley mom here and I will state publicly that our eye candy is more similiar to the look a likes of Don Rickles and Don Knotts. One is a splitting image of Donny Osmond but then there's one who has a package like Donnie Wahlberg.

I just wasn't looking but staring.