Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.

OK, but we can keep "Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs" and "cone brassieres," right?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.

OK, but we can keep "Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs" and "cone brassieres," right?

Of course

[Anonymous]

Maybe I wear my toe shoes so I can use my hands for other things while I toe type and fantasize about you Janney mommies.

[Anonymous]

This thread is like a Simpsons episode crossed with a David Lynch movie.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand half these posts? Is there a group of insiders that speak a different language?

[Anonymous]

16:05, You don't know who Cameo is and the reference to Gene Simmons. Clearly the penis and tongue reference is there for all to see and understand. I don't know about understanding but you're probably the only one not getting any.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:16:05, You don't know who Cameo is and the reference to Gene Simmons. Clearly the penis and tongue reference is there for all to see and understand. I don't know about understanding but you're probably the only one not getting any.

That didn't help much, but I'll just move along.

[Anonymous]

Gross. There's no fool like an old fool.

[Anonymous]

16:05, that post went over my head too, and I probably qualify as an insider. Don't let it put you off the whole thread.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:ALL INTERESTED PARTIES (DADS) WE ARE SPONSORING A FLASHMOB DANCE. We are going to recreate Cameo's version of "Just like candy." Pre-requisite must be able to wear red jock strap without any filler. Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! By the way, the winner of our Gene Simmon's look-a-like contest has just been announced he's the dad from Wheatley.

Am I the only one who doesn't understand half these posts? Is there a group of insiders that speak a different language?

I'm with you. These folks are off the rails.

[Anonymous]

The Janney Auction is the 80's. Cameo is a band from the 70's and 80's. Here's the video:

[Anonymous]

^^Janney Auction theme "is" the 80's. Sorry, typos. Cocktail hour and homework, such as it is.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

Let's retire "SQEEEE" and "Hon" from Janney-related discussions.

Ok hon, SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:This just in...the Janney Auction is this weekend, SQUEEEE! and it will have everything: PE teachers in Jean-Paul Gaultier thongs, 50 year old women in cone brassieres and satin corsets, dwarfs, (ok, maybe children without babysitters huffing the helium balloons) and BIG GRAY HAIR! Tickets are $50.

^^This is meant to be read in the voice of "Stefan" from SNL.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Gross. There's no fool like an old fool.

They see us rolliin'....