Lack Of Eye Candy At Janney

[Anonymous]

What is this obsession with Wheatley and packages on a Janney thread??

[Anonymous]

U b krazee!

[Anonymous]

What are y'all smoking up there in Tenley? Must be the good stuff. Seriously.

[Anonymous]

What??? Do I sense there's only eye candy at Janney? There's no obsession but that does remind me of the Calvin Klein commercial. Question, are there any Calvin Klein male models looking dads at Janney? Probably not, I think there's more Abercombie and Fitch model looking dads. Don't foget the Talbot female model looking moms.

Some exceptions I have seen some Valerie Bertinelli's and Cindy Crawfords looking women at Janney. The Botox Babes are bountiful at Janney.

Newsflash!!! Just in, Centrium Silver male model looking dads have just infiltrated Janney.

[Anonymous]

Side effects may include: dizziness, shortness of breath, headache, hot flashes, ringing in ears, irrepressible need to post irrelevant, off-topic comments about Wheatley on a Janney thread.

[Anonymous]

Geezers and frumpy hags. All with permanent frowns or fake smiles.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Anybody on here from the Tenleytown Lady Walkers? Can you ladies keep an eye out for any discarded penises on your Thursday walk?

Will do. Only yesterday, I thought i saw something that had been cast off in someone's pansies, but it turned out to only be a Tofu-rkey dog. I carefully took out my doggy poop bag and scooped it up and carried it home and placed it in the appropriate recycling bin. What a day!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Geezers and frumpy hags. All with permanent frowns or fake smiles.

Golly, somebody woke up with the drizzly gray greebles, didn't they?!

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:What are y'all smoking up there in Tenley? Must be the good stuff. Seriously.

Well. We've been told NOT to bring our BEER BONGS to the auction, so, that's straight out.

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Side effects may include: dizziness, shortness of breath, headache, hot flashes, ringing in ears, irrepressible need to post irrelevant, off-topic comments about Wheatley on a Janney thread.

So it's the geriatric vitamins to blame for the Wheatley references, huh? What about the
frumpy hag Tourettes?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:

Anonymous wrote:Side effects may include: dizziness, shortness of breath, headache, hot flashes, ringing in ears, irrepressible need to post irrelevant, off-topic comments about Wheatley on a Janney thread.

So it's the geriatric vitamins to blame for the Wheatley references, huh? What about the
frumpy hag Tourettes?

Oh dear. I won't make fun of Tourette's. Believe it or not, it's not who we are at Janney. But bring on the penis jokes, for sure.

[Anonymous]

Far be it from us to make fun of an imaginary syndrome whose victims suffer an irresistible urge to write "geezers and frumpy hags" repeatedly in DCUM threads about Janney.

BTW, Republican Snake and Lefty Mongoose from the other Janney thread, are you here? If so, represent girls!

[Anonymous]

The Botox Babes and the BiPolar Beauties are at it again. Calm down, girls. Now back to those ding-dongs at Janney, it's a rainy day. A lot of rain coats covering up the candy, don't want it to get all sticky, gooey and messy. Do we? We want it to melt in our mouths and not in our hands...M&M's

Roll call, where's my Joan Rivers and Lisa Lampenelli crew. Holla back!!!

[Anonymous]

Jelton Naberson again?

[Anonymous]

Anonymous wrote:Jelton Naberson again?

omg. I'm pretty sure it is Jelton Naberson.